Emily: Hey bitches, has anyone seen Derek's giraffe boyfriend?
Aiden: Dunno
James: Beats me
Ally: Nope
Tess: Not really
Kai: Sorry die
Kai: *I mean Dude
Rosa Maria: why do you ask tho?
Emily: Cuz Trevor is drunk.
Hunter: How???
Emily: So Trevor may have been drinking a lot of alchohol during a little party we held and now he's drunk.
Lake: cant you get kristal instead?
Emily: Kristal went to find Derek and told me to watch over Trevor so he doesn't cause any kind of debauchery.
Trevor: HEEEEEEEEYYYYY EVERYBUDEEEEHHHHH
Trevor: IM A SHWOERT HEAD EBRBRBRRRR
Lake: Speak of the devil.
Emily: TREVOR, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE OR KRISTAL WILL KILL YOU
Trevor: THIS TASTES LIE CHEERIORSSSS HEEHHEHEHEHEE
Yul: wtf did I just witness.
Trevor: DED U BEYCHED KNUW YUL FUCKS TREES
Yul: NO I DONT
Riya: No, Let Trevor keep it. This is funny.
Emily: THIS IS WHY YOUR SUGAR DADDY ASS BROKE UP WITH YOU.
Riya: CONNOR IS NOT MY SUGAR DADDY
Connor: For once I agree..
Connor: Besides... I think it looks weird...
Karol: Where's Trevor now?
Trevor: oen time i faretd andn almsiebe slipped ywuwgs a poeosjs
Trevor: theuegbs the peiwie cum to lefe and maudr luv to an eleuhwaoutbandpaist
Karol: wtf is he saying
Yul: one time i farted and almost slipped out a poope
Yul: then the poopie came to life and made love to an elephant and a pig.
Aiden: yul wtf
Trevor: KISSD MU ASS DADDY, YOU AUNT NEVUH GUNNA CUTCH ME ALEEEVVEEE
Trevor: CUZ IM GUBNA GO RUN NAKED IN THE WOOOOODSSSSS
Ally: IM SORRY WHAT
Emily: AW FUCK, TREVOR NO. YOU'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED AGAIN.
Trevor: I NEED TO GO TOUCH GRASS SUUU I NUD FEEU LIKE ASS
Emily: TREVOR YOU BETTER NOT BE STRIPPING
Rosa Maria: CATCH HIM EMILY
Aiden: DONT WORRY, I'LL GET HELP
Emily: TREVOR YOU BETTER NOT TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS NEXT
James: KRISTAL WHERE THE RUCK ARE YOU
(ONE HOUR LATER)
Kristal has joined the groupchat
Kristal: Kristal here, The situation is over and Trevor is now unconcious.
Emily: But we have to deal with ANOTHER fucking problem now thanks to Trevor.
Aiden: Where rhe ruck was Derek
Derek: I was taking a shit.
Yul: YOU WETE SERIOUSLY TAKING A SHIT WHILE YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS RUNNING AROUND DRUNK, WHAT THE RUCK IS WRONG WITB YOU
Karol: For once, I agree witb the mushroom jackass, Why the hell were you taking a shit while your boyfriend was drunk?
Derek: SHUT THE RUCK UP, I AIN'T DEALIN WITH THIS TONIGHT, NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING THE FUCK TO BED SO I CAN DEAL WITH THIS TOMMOROW.
Derek: Good day.
Derek has left the groupchat
Kristal has left the groupchat
Emily has left the groupchat
Fun fact, There was actually a voiceover reference in this chapter, can you guess which though?
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Disventure Camp Chat shenanigans
Random"Oompa loompa doopadee doo Im making a DC groupchat book" It should be obvious what this book is all about. (Takes place after All-Stars)
