Disventure Camp Chat shenanigans

Drew protection squad

(Don't worry guys, Drew is okay and isn't hurt. No need to worry, The cinnamon roll is okay.)

(Warning: The aforementioned song contains very sensitive subjects, So please read with caution. Thank you.)

Drew: You want a taste of my brain?
Okay, It's yours anyway.
A bite of my eye, alright.
I won't put up a fight.
How 'bout today, you try eating someone else for a change?
Because the way things are going, I won't last another day.
As you open up my ribs, the blood flows out like a river.
You strip my bones away and you induldge in my liver.
And the more that I am in pain, the more that you'll gain.
And to me, that seems like a pretty fair trade.
You bite, my nervous system ignites.
The tormenting spite, sacrifices must be made.
One thing, that you'd never hear me say.
Is that I'm tired of living.
Funny thing, that statement changed today.
Good thing that, I'm forgiving.

Dan: Uh... Drew?

Tom: You okay there buddy?

Drew: Shit, Sorry guys... Wrong chat..

Ashley: Hey, Is there something wrong?

Drew: No no, sorry... I was meant to send that song to Dan, Not here! Don't worry guys.

Jake: You sure?

Drew: Yeah, Don't worry guys, Im okay.

Gabby has joined the groupchat.

Gabby: HIII BESTIES :D WHAT DID I MISS?

Fiore: Scroll up

Gabby: WHAT

Gabby: WHO HURT YOU DREW?!!!!

Gabby: I WILL KILL THEM >:(

Drew: Gabbs, It's okay. It's just a song that I was meant to show to Dan, not here.

Drew: Im okay, No worries. Im completely fine :)

Gabby: Oh.

Tom: Oh.

Jake: Oh.

Ashley: Oh.

Alec: Dear god Drew, Never do that again. You scared me.

Gabby: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN

Jake: ALEC STOP BREAKING THE GODDAMN CHAIN

Alec: No seriously, I thought you were hurt by someone.

Drew: AGAIN, It's just a song I was meant to send to Dan in a different chat, Not you guys.

Alec: Okay.... If you say so.

Tom: Hey Drew, If you're not feeling okay and you need someone to talk to, Feel free to talk to us anytime.

Gabby: Yeah, So I can kill the one who hurt you :D

Dan: Sheesh louise Gabby O_O its just a song.

Jake: No, I agree with Gabbs, Let me know who hurt you so I can beat them up.

Tom: Or threaten them.

Nick: Or burn their stuff.

Lill: Or tell their parents.

Grett: Or humililate them.

Ellie: Or make them watch Human Centipede.

Jake: ELLIE WTF

Tom: Whats the human centipede?

Jake: Tom, Honey, My mysterious bat, My black cat, My sweet puppy, DONT ASK.

Grett: Ellie why?

Fiore: Yeah, Don't make them watch Human centipede.

Fiore: Catastrate their asses and beat them to a bloody pulp until they scream for their mommy.

Drew: O_O

Dan: I'm.... Just gonna leave now. Goodbye.

Dan has left the groupchat.

Ashley: I'm surprised that FIORE was willing to do that JUST for Drew.

Fiore: shut it, I'm not THAT heartless.

Ashley: Or is it cause Alec has been quite an influence on you?

Fiore: .....Maybe.

Ashley: Also, Ellie. If you even dare bring up the human centipede. I will bitch slap you so hard you'll have to redo birth.

Ellie: O_O

Jake: And @Tom Honey, Don't ask what the human centipede is. You're better off NOT knowing.

Tom: Okay, Babe.

(Btw, The aforementioned song before was called "Misery Meat" go listen to it if you have time.)

(Also, Do not check the human centipede. It's gross. Seriously. AND DON'T EVEN LOOK IT UP TOO.)