(Yes, The title is a reference to BMC's song, Rich started a fire.)
Hunter: Hey guys. I wanna take Ally out on a date somewhere. Where do you think I should take her?
Aiden: Take her to an arcade.
Riya: That's too typical. Take her to the pier.
Hunter: Why? So you can make me push her off?
Riya: No! I meant take her there as a date, They have a street fair there.
Hunter: Oh.
Hunter: I see.
Connor: This better not be another of your schemes, Riya.
Riya: It's not!
James: It's true, They even have a seafood restaurant that sells yummy clits.
Hunter: WHAT
James: *CLAMS, I MEANT CLAMS
James: STUPID AUTOCORRECT
Hunter: Well, That aside... I don't think Ally likes seafood.
Hunter: She mentioned she had a bad experience with them a long time ago. Don't ask.
Riya: I see.
Connor: How about taking her to that french bakery down the shit.
Hunter: WHAT
Connor: I MEANT STREET, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
Riya: It's autocorrect Connor, everyone's worm enemy.
Riya: *WORST ENEMY
Yul: I agree with the Actwhore here, Autocorrect shits.
Yul: *STINKS
James: Just like your Mushroom Feces ass?
Yul: EXCUSE ME
Riya: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
James: I MEANT *FETUS
Riya: NO, CALL YUL FECES, THAT'S BETTER
Hunter: You can roast Yul later, WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO TAKE HER ON A DATE?!
Tess: Easy, If you have enough money, Take her to a restaurant, that doesn't cost too much money.
Tesd: I'll send you the recs.
Hunter: Thanks, Already checked the inbox Tess.
Tess: No problem Hunter.
Hunter: Now I gotta go, I gotta take a shower so I cum pick up Ally later.
Aiden: WHAT THE FUCK
Hunter: *CAN PICK UP ALLY LATER, GODDAMNIT.
Hunter: see you.
Hunter has left the groupchat.
Tess: So that aside everyone, what happebed here?
Tess: *Happened
James: Autocorrect is fucking our livers.
Tess: WHAT
James: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
James has left the groupchat.
Fun fact: The clits as clams joke belongs to OdoGrey, so credit to them because that joke is hilarious.
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Disventure Camp Chat shenanigans
Random"Oompa loompa doopadee doo Im making a DC groupchat book" It should be obvious what this book is all about. (Takes place after All-Stars)