Always be aware of autocorrect

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(Yes, The title is a reference to BMC's song, Rich started a fire.)

Hunter: Hey guys. I wanna take Ally out on a date somewhere. Where do you think I should take her?

Aiden: Take her to an arcade.

Riya: That's too typical. Take her to the pier.

Hunter: Why? So you can make me push her off?

Riya: No! I meant take her there as a date, They have a street fair there.

Hunter: Oh.

Hunter: I see.

Connor: This better not be another of your schemes, Riya.

Riya: It's not!

James: It's true, They even have a seafood restaurant that sells yummy clits.

Hunter: WHAT

James: *CLAMS, I MEANT CLAMS

James: STUPID AUTOCORRECT

Hunter: Well, That aside... I don't think Ally likes seafood.

Hunter: She mentioned she had a bad experience with them a long time ago. Don't ask.

Riya: I see.

Connor: How about taking her to that french bakery down the shit.

Hunter: WHAT

Connor: I MEANT STREET, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

Riya: It's autocorrect Connor, everyone's worm enemy.

Riya: *WORST ENEMY

Yul: I agree with the Actwhore here, Autocorrect shits.

Yul: *STINKS

James: Just like your Mushroom Feces ass?

Yul: EXCUSE ME

Riya: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

James: I MEANT *FETUS

Riya: NO, CALL YUL FECES, THAT'S BETTER

Hunter: You can roast Yul later, WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO TAKE HER ON A DATE?!

Tess: Easy, If you have enough money, Take her to a restaurant, that doesn't cost too much money.

Tesd: I'll send you the recs.

Hunter: Thanks, Already checked the inbox Tess.

Tess: No problem Hunter.

Hunter: Now I gotta go, I gotta take a shower so I cum pick up Ally later.

Aiden: WHAT THE FUCK

Hunter: *CAN PICK UP ALLY LATER, GODDAMNIT.

Hunter: see you.

Hunter has left the groupchat.

Tess: So that aside everyone, what happebed here?

Tess: *Happened

James: Autocorrect is fucking our livers.

Tess: WHAT

James: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

James has left the groupchat.

Fun fact: The clits as clams joke belongs to OdoGrey, so credit to them because that joke is hilarious.

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