Drew: I fucking can't believe this shit.
Trevor: DREW!!!
Lake: You okay there?
Drew: Im sorry, But I'm just so fucking pissed rn.
Lake: What happened?
Drew: I have to fucking visit my cousins by next week.
Maggy: Is there anything wrong with it?
Drew: UH YES.
Drew: MY COUSIN IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE!! THATS WHAT.
Dan: It's true, Drew has a cousin that made fun of him for his selective mutism and his autism.
Aiden: He's an ableist?
Dan: Yes.
Dan: He even made fun of me as well, Calling me slurs and taking my glasses, Glad I'm not visiting him today.
Drew: too bad I fucking have to.
Drew: I have to visit him by next week, and I can't find a way to get out of it.
Aiden: Cant you just tell your parents or your guardian you don't want to?
Drew: Trust me, They don't like it either , But our relatives forced us to.
Drew: And even if we don't want to, we have no choice. We have to go.
Drew: Cuz they said they were family bullshit. Like yeah, If you don't wanna visit your cousin who's an ableist, then you're an asshole.
Lake: I can relate to that.
Lake: I had a few hate comments back during my book greet n meet where a LOT of people were commenting on how I always make parents look like bastards in all of my books.
Lake: Like bruh, Not every single of my books have the parents look like assholes, Some of them are decent and actually supportive
Lake: Not my fault you read the ones that have abusive parents...
Aiden: No shit, I even read one comment where people claimed that Lake was only pretending she had abusive parents just to make her "Lesbian Yuri fanfiction fantasy" and promote it to kids.
Dan: That sounds stupid -_-
Aiden: It is.
Fiore: Yeah, If you think gays are bad, What about pedophiles?
Fiore: Like, You have more problems with people who don't date the opposite gender than people who rape kids?
Trevor: UGGGHHH, WHY IS THAT SUCH A MOOD!!!
Ally: She's got a point, Pedophiles are much worse than murderers, Like for murderers, Some do have excuses. But Pedophiles? Not so much.
Drew: They don't have a fucking excuse to begin with.
Dan: Why exactly?
Trevor: Maybe it's cause it's normal for kids to get raped than for people to date the same gender.
Trevor: I bet if someone raped YOUR kid, You wouldn't be happy about it, Huh?
Fiore: Thats why I hate adults.
Fiore: They always claim that us kids make up drama yet they see this shit and yet they BLAME US for not telling us.
Drew: No fucking shit.
Drew: And you know what sickens me?
Drew: When people claim that mental illnesses is a joke and a scam.
Drew: Now that? THAT is just plain disgusting.
Dan: Now I know why God hates humanity.
Fiore: What?
Dan: Nothing.
Lake: Anyways, Drew you want us to help you deal with your asshole cousin?
Drew: Not rn tho Lake, But I will let you know if I need help.
Lake: Thanks.
Trevor: Is it weirdly heartwarming that for all our differences, that we can all agree that pedophiles can burn in hell?
Aiden: No
Fiore: No
Dan: No
Hunter: No
Ally: It isn't.
Dan: DAMMIT ALLY
Hunter: No she gets a pass, What she said isn't wrong.
Drew: Anyways, Gotta go to sleep, Wish me luck next week.
Dan: Okay bestie, Bye.
Fiore: Godspeed Drew, Godspeed.
Drew has left the groupchat
Let's face it, Humanity is fucked up and this chapter proves it.
Byeeee...
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Disventure Camp Chat shenanigans
Random"Oompa loompa doopadee doo Im making a DC groupchat book" It should be obvious what this book is all about. (Takes place after All-Stars)
