(Warning: One of these moments will contain a certain slur, so be careful)
Fiore: Y'all Im bored.
Aiden: Crimes.
Kai: Crimes.
James: AIDEN CAN YOU STOP TRYING TO START CRIMESZ FOR FUCK SAKE.
James: IM NOT GONNA PAY BAIL THIS TIME.
Yul: Didn't you poison me with the mushroom?
James: I did it because you're a dick.
Yul: FUCK YOU.
Jake: Sorry, But I don't speak Mushroom fetus.
Yul: EXCUSE ME
Jake: Yes, Im calling you a mushroom fetud because you were cancelled the moment your mother pooped you out of the vagina.
Aiden: HOLY SHIT
Riya: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA
Yul: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Tom: If only we could speak BTS Ripoff langauge.
Yul: WHO ARE YOU CALLING BTS Ripoff?
Gabby: Tom.
Ellie: Tom.
Nick: Tom.
Fiore: Tom.
James: Tom.
Aiden: Tom.
Alec: Wasn't that obvious who?
James: AGAIN, SERIOUSLY 💀
Aiden: WHYYYYY
Yul: Hey @Miriam aka Old hag, Can you please control your twink ass grandsons.
Tom: WTF DID YOU SAY ABOUT MIRIAM YOU TINY DICK MICRODICK HUMAN BEING?
Ellie: NOT THE MICRODICK MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣
Ally: FUCK, TOM JUST SAID ITS TIME TO WAKE UP AND CHOOSE VIOLENCE. 🤣🤣
Yul: WHAT THE FUCK
Tom: I said you are a tiny dick microdick having human being because you barely got laid by anyone.
Tom: Not even Grett.
Yul: AT LEAST I'M NOT A F**.
Tom: At least We're not bitchless babies.
Jake: No no, He's not just a bitchless baby.
Jake: He's this. 👇
Jake posted a picture in the groupchat.
Ashley: OMG JAKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hunter: HE FUCKING DIDN'T. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
James: STAAAAHHPPPPP IM DYING.
Aiden: SHIT, JAMES ARE YOU OKAY?!
Fiore: I dont get it.
Alec: Its best you dont.
Aiden: Basically Jake said that Yul is a jackass.
Alec: AIDEN. FIORE IS HERE.
Ally: She's Fiore. She's bound to lose her innoncence soon.
Yul: UGGGHHHH
Ashley: Karma's a bitch ain't it?
Will: Yep.
Yul: Whatever, I don't need you freaks. Goodbye.
Jake: Good, and we don't want a mushroom feces here either.
Yul has left the groupchat.
Jake: Btw, @Aiden is James okay?
James: Don't worry, Im fine. I just couldn't breathe because you bought up the fucking donkey.
Tom: Take a rest James. You nearly scared Aiden.
James: Okay, and sorry for that Aiden Baby.
James has left the groupchat.
Ally: Where did you even come up with that insult anyway?
Tom: Ashley
Jake: Ashley
Miriam: You taught them real well dear.
Ashley: Thank you. Thank you. I learned from the best 💖
Aiden: Though btw Jake, The mushroom feces thing was just autocrrect.
Tom: Wk, But that was a fitting insult.
Aiden: True.
Ashley: True.
Will: True
Kai: True
Fiore: True
Maggy: True
Nick: True
Hunter: True
Ally: True
Alec: Understatement of the year.
Jake: ALEC WHAT THE FUCK.
Tom: WHHYYYYYYYYY
Ally: ALEC I SWESR TO RUCKIBSYWHS
Hunter: WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?
Alec: -_-
Alec has left the groupchat.
So The new ep of DCAS will come out soon, and there will be more TomJake Angst. So have a chapter of TomJake acting like little shits roasting the hell out of Yul to prepare for the upcoming future TomJake angst later on.
Byeee
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Disventure Camp Chat shenanigans
Random"Oompa loompa doopadee doo Im making a DC groupchat book" It should be obvious what this book is all about. (Takes place after All-Stars)