𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 彡 [jjk oneshots]

ミ✮ 𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬┆[various characters]

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: fem!reader insert
[no real pairing; platonic]

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1217

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: in which we catch a glimpse of the contents of a group chat between chaotic teenagers

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: strong language, my air sign energy strikes again, crack fic, lowercase intended, very hastily written

𝐕. 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 — i have a lot of incomplete drafts and they've been stressing me out so i figured i'd make a fun chapter. ALSO; this is kind of a continuation of "sick kill" since it's mildly implied that the reader plays volleyball

｡･:*:･ﾟ★

✨𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞✨

𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿🥴🏐 is online...

𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿🥴🏐
okay...so who was the genius
that changed my user ??

‧₊✩ 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗶
take a guess

𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿🥴🏐
itadori. you're my guy but
i can't support this behavior.
as far as creativity goes,,
you get a 2 out of 10.

𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
WHATTT!!?!
i'm not even an admin!!
i mean i wish...but i'm not

𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿🥴🏐 has changed their username to 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹

‧₊✩ 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗻 𝗶
as if that username is better...

𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
nah but fr,, who's an admin?

👜𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ
pretty sure it's only gojo.
hold on. brb.

𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
okkkkkkkk!!!
i miss u already nobara-chan

𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
can someone slide the
homework answers??
i forgot to do it yesterday.
👉👈

𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
don't '👉👈' us!
we all saw your IG stories.
you didn't forget. you were
too fucking busy partying!

𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
HUhh???
wtf are you talking about?
i was at a damn funeral

𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
...really?

𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝟰 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘀™ 😈
yeah, really!!
my friend's hamster died.

𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱🏐🤍🩹
then why did i see you in a
room filled with neon lights
and loud music on IG!?!