This one fell right inta place. I never did like the feel of deodorant on my skin, but I put it on faithfully outta fear of even smellin' faintly offensive. I really did wonder how bad I could smell, I didn't do much to get sweaty, and not everybody had offensive body odor. I sure hoped I wasn't one of them folks though. I wanted my BO to be visible when I raised my armpits, a brown haze that would burn your nose hairs clean off, I wanted it to stick to everything and never wash out.
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How 2 Slob
FantasyEver'one been wonderin' how I done gone an' did it, turnin' myself into the human example of a pig stench and all fer years now so I reckoned I oughta do what I love an' treat myself to this here biography tellin' you how it happend, every step of t...
