This here goal was achieved mostly out of pure laziness. I didn't even realize I ain't showered 'til I was takin' a pee and saw how dry the shower was. While lettin' out some loud farts, I felt proud of my progress towards bein' a mess. And 'round that time, I took a sniff of my underarms, likin' the strong smell. As I was all caught up in my own stink, a big ol' blast of crap came outta my rear end. Just takin' it all in, I sittin' back, marinated in my own smells, and thinkin' 'bout how much worse I could get.
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How 2 Slob
FantasyEver'one been wonderin' how I done gone an' did it, turnin' myself into the human example of a pig stench and all fer years now so I reckoned I oughta do what I love an' treat myself to this here biography tellin' you how it happend, every step of t...
