This one took some gumption. My folks was real easy-goin' (that's why they went along with my previous obsession), but I reckon they wouldn't be too keen on their daughter burpin' loud after chuggin' half a two liter at the dinner table. I started with some closed mouth burps at the end of supper, then moved on to open mouth, and eventually belchin' after almost every bite. Some of 'em even sprayed food. It was... somethin', to say the least. They just stared at first, but soon went back to eatin'. Didn't say a word or even acknowledge any future burps. I was lookin' forward to more messes and plenty of belches with every bite.
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How 2 Slob
FantasyEver'one been wonderin' how I done gone an' did it, turnin' myself into the human example of a pig stench and all fer years now so I reckoned I oughta do what I love an' treat myself to this here biography tellin' you how it happend, every step of t...
