Solarballs Chatfic (School AU)

INFO ABOUT MY AU

Okay, so basically it's a school AU. Now, I'm British so idk what American school is like, nor college bc YOUNGSTER OVER HERE.
BUT.
They are going to be from like 14-21
So like, js pretend theres a school like that, none are held back btw. Its just their years. So like uhm yh.
Unlike American schools, BC IDK HOW THE GRADE AGE SYSTEM WORKS IM USING THE YEAR SYSTEM IM SORRY IF THIS MAKES NO SENSE WAHHHHHHHH
OKAY SO, WE ARE MERGING MIDDLE SCHOOL AND COLLEGE BECAYSE IDFK WHAT ELSE TO DO TO MAKE MY IDEA WORK?!?!?!

Okay so:

Normal classes:
Year 9 - age 14: Phobos & Deimos (and the other moons of Neptune)
Year 10 - age 15: Luna, Titan, Europa, Ganyemede, Titania, Dione, Triton, Callisto etc (all the moons of Saturn and Jupiter)
Year 11 - age 16: Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars

Stayed to learn more/college type thing?:
Year 12 - age 17: Uranus, Neptune
Year 13 - age 18
Year 14 - age 19
Year 15 - age 20: Jupiter, Saturn
Year 16 - age 21: Sun

Thats the age thing, now uhm. I wanna make it so that its like a boarding school if ykwim?
They sleep at the school aswell.

So the parents of them give the money to the 'most' responsible person. They believe its Sun, so Sun has everyones allowance and he gives it to them every Friday.

They are NOT related aside from being childhood friends. The only ones related are:
Luna and Earth and Proto (siblings)
The major moons of Saturn and Saturn ({some are adopted by Saturns parents} siblings).
Europa and Jupiter (siblings)
Uranus and Neptune (cousins)
Mars and Phobos&Deimos (siblings)

The others are merely friends or best friends or couples.

Heres the order in how the friendship groups formed:

Jovians+Sun:
Jupiter&Saturn&X
Sun joins cause Jupiter
Then Neptune joined bc of Saturn.
Neptune introduces Uranus.
Then X&Jupiter argue.
X gets kicked out.

Rockies:
Earth&Mars

Venus&Mercury

Mars then intorduced Venus to Earth. Venus then introduced Mercury.
Pluto joined.
Pluto left after an argument.

The planets:
Earth meets Jupiter.
They introduce friend groups.

The moons
Luna&Phobos&Deimos
Titan&major moons of saturn&major moons of jupiter
Luna meets Titan after the planets meet up.
Luna introduces Titan to Phobos and Deimos.
The moons all meet up.
Neptune amd Uranus' moons join when they're in middle school.

There will be seperate chapters for these friendgroups on how they formed.

Some facts:
Mercury:
Mercury is the therapist friend.
Mercury is fluent in Greek & Latin.
Mercury hates his height.
Mercury and Venus used to be friends, but after an argument between Pluto and the rockies, him and Venus started avoiding eachother.
Mercury's best friend is Sun.
Mercury is very persuasive.
Mercury is REALLY quick and can outrun anyone in the school.

Venus:
Venus is the sporty friend.
Venus is on the schools basketball team.
Venus acts the way he does due to personal issues between him and Pluto.
Venus is (un)surprisingly good at beauty and matchmaking, often being referred to as 'Cupid' admist the school. Of course no one knows who Cupid actually is as he keeps it a mystery.
Venus burnt his arm and there is a REALLY bad scar there now.
Venus has no care for languages.

Earth:
The confident egotistical friend who makes suicide jokes.
Earth is genderfluid but asks to be referred to by he/him to avoid conflict with Karens and shit.
Earth HATES McDonalds (self projecting rn).
Earth's bedroom is full of plants.
He has a pet gecko who he has called: 'Gaia'.
Earths real name is 'Terra' but he goes by Earth (hus surname) as to not stand out admist the planets.
Earth has naturally brown hair, but he dyed it white, then blue, then green. So his hair is a mixture of the three.
He has vitiligo.