Solarballs Chatfic (School AU)

THEY WHAT-

A/N - WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY?!

Tism Team - 10:39AM

Uranus: I want to KILL MY SELF.

Earth: woah! hold it buster! whats going onnn????

Uranus: my maths teacher is RANTING aboht ww1

Earth: holy fuck u got mr haeritz right?

Uranus: YES

Earth: oh yh he rants a LOT

Uranus: this is why i skipped maths 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Earth: why didnt you?

Uranus: i got caught 😗

Earth: dumbadd

Uranus: IKR
Uranus: anyways I WANT TO END MY LIFE FOR A DIFFERENT REASON BUT I FORGOT WHY

Earth: even more dumbass

Uranus: anywayz the floors shinee

Earth: yourr so autistic

Uranus: NO
Uranus: Im NOT YOU FUCK-

Earth: wait do the that one time I reincarnated as...

Uranus: wtf no thats shits crazy

Earth: pwetty pwease pookie wookie 👉👈

X is online.

X: bitch tf hes mine

Earth: i meant it in a bestie pookie way 👉👈

X: HMMMM i dont believ that

Earth: W H Y

X: because yr weird

Earth: EXCUSE ME

X: what.

Earth: REPEAT THISE WORDS.

X: YOU'RE WEIRD!!!

Earth: BITCH UR WEIRDER

X: NUH FUCKUNG UH

Earth: YUH UH

X: NUH UH

Uranus: That one time i reincarnated the first time creating a few days of the night I was standing and I was standing in the middle of the night and the other two people were in the middle of the night and I was standing in the middle of the night and I was standing in the middle of the night and I was standing in the middle of the night and I was standing in the middle of the night with the same thing as I got a little girl and a week ago when you got to be friend of a lesson in a conversation with a lil pinky and is about to fall in love with the other two and a bookshelf and a bookshelf for a good while and you can do a lot of you hate it for the rest of the time you have admin and the other two are the most responsible and the other two are the most responsible for a few weeks and you have to agree with a scream of a lesson in a conversation about how to make him a gunshot or not notice the other two are the most responsible for a few weeks and you have admin for the rest and the other planets are the same

Earth: ...

X: ...

Earth: BAHAHSHHDHSHDJHDDB

X: baby i love you but WRONG TIME

Uranus: oh sorry.

X: ...im sorry ily ♡

Uranus: ily 2 <3

Earth: 🤮E🤮W🤮h🤮o🤮m🤮o🤮s🤮e🤮x🤮u🤮a🤮l🤮s🤮

Uranus: stfu u literally have a thing for—

Earth has deleted a message.

Earth: shut. the. fuck. up.

Uranus: Teehee 👉👈

X: wait who does earth have a think for

Uranus: i have sworn secrecy

X: u literally js almost revealed it.

Uranus: S E C R E C Y

Jupiter is online.

Jupiter: Lessons.

Uranus: stfu old man

Jupiter: I'm THREE years older than you.

Uranus: O L D

Jupiter: No it's fucking not.

X: if it helps im like around a year younger than the gas giants

Uranus: yh but im dating you so i cant call u old <3

X: awe ty bb

Earth: have you ever just wanna DIEEE the other two are the most responsible for a good while and you can do a lot of you hate it for you to get back into a few days of the night I am currently playing a good job done in a dreamlike way

Uranus: omd we shoukd talk like this

X: wait babe no

Uranus: good day and I have a good day in my house and I'm a sheep fan but I dont think so I gotta learn how much of the tent is online now and I love the way the receiver has to be a part of my business and the temp of my business is offline to be friend I am currently working on a boat

Earth: LMAO WTF
Earth: i bid you a good day sir for a good time I would have a good time to be friend of mine but I dont have any problems with the problem of a noose and I love it because I have to and the other planets are the mo and I was standing in a dreamlike way

Uranus: PLEASE IM SOBVING
Uranus: one two three are in the middle of the night and I was online in a dreamlike world where you can get the best and the temp is not unnatural but you knew the other planets were the ones that were on earth has a shelf in the middle

Earth: WHY DO I HAVE A SHELF 😭😭😭😭

X: WTF.

Jupiter: ugj i give up

Jupiter is offline.

Earth: YOURE A FEW DAYS OF THE NIGHT AND I WAS STANDING ON A NAME AND THE TEMP WAS JUST REALLY GOOD AND 9PM I HAVE IT IN THE GROUP I AM NOT GOING THROUGH MY HEAD NOW BUT IT DOES ANYONE WHO HAS A THING TO DO WITH MY MOTHER

Uranus: PLEASE WHAT

X: STOP THIS TOMFOOLERY

Uranus: me and my partner... sometimes you have a killer in a dreamlike world where the same is true of a language that you can get it right and I love the way I have it in a dreamlike world of my business life and the temp I am invested and the temp is the best I have ever done and it is the last thing you can get in a h of a lesson gets you and your hand to

Earth: you guys sexed?!

X: WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT?!

Uranus: yes we sexed

Mars is online.

Mars: THEY WHAT-

A/N - THE REINCARNATED MESSAGE WAS MADE BY ME AND A FRIEND DURING FORM TODAY LMAOOI WE WERE SOBBIN

Anyways, Drama/PA, my group has ABANDONED ME because they're PUSSYS.

Anywayz imma dip now cause i got a family day out to get to (UGH)
HAVE A GOOD DAYYY
P.s - WHO DOES EARTH LIKE?!?!?!?!?
(teehee you'll never know 🤭🤭🤭)