X?!?!?!?!

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Bro my friends are all on wattpad making silly stories and i love them to hell. If u want their accounts js look for the mf's in my following part (it wont be easy theres over 100 people there!!!) 


Tism Team - 7:23PM

Jupiter is online.

Uranus is online.

Uranus: GUYS OMG OMG GUYS GUYS GUYS

Mercury is online.

Mercury: OH MY FUCK HOW LONG IS THIS SCHOOL SHOOTER DRILL GOING ON FORRRR
Mercury: yes uranus?

Uranus: X IS IN THE DORM APPOSITE MINE FJRHGUIERHIG

Jupiter: X?!?!?!?!

X is online.

X: Hello Jupiter.

Jupiter: X...I'm so sorry.

X: ehhh, it's fine i was being a bitch back then

Neptune is online.

Neptune: 🫵♀️🐶

X: Alr what the fuck do you have against me

Neptune: Do I need to make a list?

X: Do it.

Jupiter: Uhm, what's going on between them?

Uranus: i do not know..

Mercury: idk he was cursing X out earlier as well

Uranus: really?

Mercury: yh called him a cousinfucker

Uranus: ...

Jupiter: Huh?

Mercury: My exact reaction Jupiter.

Uranus: a cousinfucker, huh?

Mercury: have anything yoou want to share?

Uranus: cant think of anythin

Mercury: oh really?

Uranus: yep

Neptune: Why X sucks:
1. Ur a mean bitch whenever he isn't around
2. U keep putting your hand on him
3. U keep gifting him things
4. U fucked him
5. U kissed him
6. U proposed to him
7. U made him worry like fuck for you
8. U do NOT have good qualities
9. U have had like 10 other girls
10. U r rlly mean to anyone who gets close to him
11: u always have to be touching him

X: ...

Uranus: who?

Mercury: pls tell me ur joking...

Uranus: ???

X: I have not done anything without his permission.

Neptune: doesn't mean i like you still

Jupiter: Jesus christ.

Jupiter is offline.

Uranus: guys???? also X where r u? same for u neptune u left ur keys here

Neptune: ^^

Uranus: k, i'll wait for you then!

X: I went to go see if i could find the shooter, i'll be back now <3

Uranus: k!

Neptune: back tf up

X: why?

Neptune: bc he is MY FUCKING COUSIN

X: AND HE'S MY FRIEND

Neptune: BULL

X: NO ITS NOT?!

Neptune: D:<

Uranus: Guys?????

Neptune is offline.

X is offline.

Uranus: ...
Uranus: mercury

Mercury is offline.

Uranus: fcking whore

Astrodude is online.

Uranus: fucking meanie i was js going to ask if you knew who they were talking abt u fuckin rat

Astrodude: huh, normally works, but then again it is you, no whats wrong?

Uranus: X & Neptune argued over someone, idfk who tho :(
Uranus: mercury wont tell me :(

Astrodude: ...you cannot bffr

Uranus: ?

Astrodude: R U THAT NAIVE?!

Uranus: ?!?!?!
Uranus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

Astrodude: DM-ing u rn to save youi future embarrassment.

Uranus: ?!?!?!



DMs: Astrodude: FailedEnglish - Uranus: SucksAtGrammaring. - 7:42PM

FailedEnglish: okay, so ur the only relative of neptunes in that gc, yes?

SucksAtGrammaring: yes?

FailedEnglish: and neptune mentions: 'He's my cousin' after X asks to hang out with you.

SucksAtGrammaring: okay?

FailedEnglish: oh my days, they're arguing over you

SucksAtGrammaring: but they can't be?

FailedEnglish: why?

SucksAtGrammaring: because me and X havent fucked and the person theyre talking about has apparently

FailedEnglish: have you let x have access to ur neck?

SucksAtGrammaring: once or twice ages ago

FailedEnglish: neptune must've thought u fuckd then

SucksAtGrammaring: OH
SucksAtGrammaring: oh.

FailedEnglish: wait
FailedEnglish: YOU TWO WERE A THING-?!

SucksAtGrammaring: OH LOOK!! THEY'RE AT THE DOOR- BYE ASTRODUDE!!!

FailedEnglish: WHAT NO GET BACK EHRE

SucksAtGrammaring is offline.

FailedEnglish: HWORE


A/N - guhfugiehge idk why but i really like X x Uranus but idk why because ive never seen it anywhere (on what i searched and have read/watched btw) so IM RLLY CONFUSEDON Y IM LEANIGN TOWARDS IT????
Anyways, STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES!!!!

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