Solarballs Chatfic (School AU)

Mercury stands up for himself!!

A/N - RKESEHFEH BORED I WRITING THIS LISTENING TO FAMILY JEWELS and can't catch me now, i fucking love that song.
But I'm in the trees, I'm in the breeze, my footsteps on the ground! You'll see my face in every place but you can't catch me now.

Tism Team - 7:00AM

Venus: AND THATS WHY YOU SUCK

Earth: yeah, SUCK DICK

Mars: DIE BOTH OF U

Earth: okay

Venus: ffs marfs

Mars: TAHTS NOT MY ANME?!

Luna: FEEL. MY. PAIN.

Mars: stfu earths moon

Luna: I AM GOING TO FIND UR FUCKING IP DADRESS AND STALK UR FAMILY AND I WILL KILL THEM BY REMOVING THEIR TOES AND FINGERS THEN ILL MAKE THEM INTO A NECKLACE FOR JUPITER

Earth: WHAT

Mars: WTF IM JS MESIN IM JS MESSIN

Earth: LUNA THIS IS THE INFLUENCE OF?

Luna: you <3

Earth: .
Earth: sounds about right.

Venus: gave up so quickly

Mars: what do you expect

Venus: where are the jovians actually?

Mercury is online.

Mercury: Uranus and Neptune are on a school trip, Saturn's in the hospital for a blood test and Jupiter's revising.

Venus: no one asked you midget

Mercury: and no one asked for you to be born but yk

Earth: OWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mars: ROASTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Luna: DAMN THAT WAS CRAZY!

Venus: mhm, and no one asked for you to speak.

Mercury: and no one asked for you to breath

Venus: hoe

Mercury: twat

Venus: bastard

Mercury: bitch

Venus: pluto 2.0

Mercury: Alr ive had enough tf did me and pluto do to you? pluto minded his own business, and then you started a fucking argument and he left BECAUSE OF YOU! And now you're constantly trying ot pick fights with me when im just tryna live in fucking PEACE ive had it wiht you amnd your bitchy behaviour its fucking ridiculous and is just bringing the mood down, so until youve sorted yourself out i dont want to hear SHIT from you, do NOT contact me or add me back EVER unless youve decided to grow a pair and apologise to pluto and me. Fuck you, im leaving.
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Mercury has left the GC.

Earth: ...wow

Mars: damn...

Luna: fuckin called it

Venus: ...
Venus: whatever.

Venus has left the GC.

Mars: what-?

Earth: oh fuck

Luna: wait what?
Luna: god dammit

Earth: this isn't going to be smth we can fix easily..

Luna: not at all...