A/N - THE MOMENT U'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR (idk if u have i js wanna make this dramatic), WE GET TO SEE THE SHOOTERS IDENTITY!!!!
STATE YOUR THEORIES HERE!! I'LL LIKE THEM IF THEY'RE CORRECT, SO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THATTTTT.
LETS GET INTO ITTT!!!
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Picture of a bug (bad quality but yk still).
It's a daddy long legs btw, so js skip over the picture if you wanna keep your eyes safe from the monstrosity. (It jump scared me when i left this morning, like i shut the door, turned and it was there, so yh.)
Tism Team - 10:47PM
Luna is online.
Luna: istg i have sm drama that its gonna kill everyone from how much there is
Mercury is online.
Mercury: share?
Luna: K
Luna: so, Ganyemede and Europa are dating.
Mercury: who?
Luna: Jupiter's lil sis and her 'friend'
Mercury: AH k
Luna: Callisto and, forgot his name gimme a moment, TRITON THATS IT, those two are dating
Mercury: CHRIST
Luna: IKR
Luna: oh and the identity of the school shooters been exposed
Mercury: who was it?
Luna: this is gonna surprise you to fuck
Mercury: SPILL
Luna: No i want earth online first so ill tell u more things till then
Mercury: WHORE
Luna: Venus is in our classroom
Mercury: whay
Luna: ik and dk at the same time
Mercury: smh, atleast he's inside
Luna: AWEEEE U CARE FOR THE BULLYYYYY!!
Mercury: luna's death > my death
Luna: kys
Mercury: tea?
Luna: X man (chanfge his name to that @Uranus) is A FUCKING BRIT?!
Mercury: WAHT
Luna: IKK
Mercury: sent me over the moon when i saw that needa ask fro tea reccomendations
Luna: imagine not using google.
Mercury: strictly forbidden due to researching trauma where i hacked into a government document and found out shit abt area 51.
Luna: ur on their watchlist buckaroo
Mercury: ik 😔😔😔
Luna: cant even watch porn
Luna: pathetic
Earth is online.
Earth: you watch what now.
Luna: NOTHING NOTHING I SWEAR IT WAS A JOKE
Earth: BETTER HAVE BEEN
Uranus is online.
Luna: they scrapping?
Uranus: yeah :(
Earth: threesome
Uranus:
Uranus: me and neptune are cousins by BLOOD
YOU ARE READING
Solarballs Chatfic (School AU)
FanfictionThis will be in a discord style! Humanoid planets! MAYBE favouritism. Planet (+Earth's moon) gc Earthsmoon: THIS IS NOT MY NAME?!?!?! Astrodude: WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!??!!? Join the planets (and moons plus astrodude) on fun gc adventures...
