A/N - js got out of a language lesson IT WAS SYUTTURRHR, will not say te language to protect my british self from being kidnapped.
A/N2 - BRO ITS SO HAWT OVER HERE ITS 12°C AND IM MELTIIING HELPPP
I got monster tho thats an upside I got monster punch (not mxxd). So im staying awake ALL NIGHT to write more stories.
A/N3 - IM GONNA TIDY MY ROOM A LIL BIT!!! I HOPE I CAN FIND THE MOTIVATION TO!!!
Tism Team - 2:48AM
Mercury: @Sun
Uranus: don bother he sleeps like a rock
Mercury: ffs
Uranus: what up
Mercury: i need him to review my essay
Uranus: DM me.
Mercury: uh no thx
Uranus: i am good at essays i js dknt wzrite them often bc of my lack of ideas and motivation
Mercury: and bad spelling
Uranus: i can spell!!
Mercury: spell the category that sports falls under
Uranus: okay kys
Mercury: no cuz u can spell right?
Uranus: excersize.
Mercury: ...
Mercury: how do you fuck up exercise that badly
Uranus: WAIT FUCK I SPELT IT WRONG NO
Mercury: smh
Earth is online.
Earth: what up night squad
Uranus: exercuze
Mercury: HOW ITS RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU
Uranus: I DONT JNOW
Earth: wait Mercury watch this
Mercury: ?
Earth: neuvillette.
Uranus: THE ORATRICE MECANIQUE D'ANALYSE CARDINEL
Mercury: what in the flying french
Uranus: guys we should blow up france
Mercury: NO?! I LOVE FRANCE
Earth: italy?
Uranus: no i dont wanna face the pizza fanatics
Earth: who then???!
Uranus: HMMMMM
Uranus: the russians
Earth: hm good idea
Uranus: wait no i like the russians their accents hot
Earth: fair fair
Uranus: god dammit
Mercury: we are not blowing up countries
Earth: OH!!! IK IK
Uranus: WHAT?!
Earth: hear me out
Earth: BUT
Earth: america?
Uranus: Perfect.
Earth: lets plan
Uranus: DM me rn
Mercury: i give up...
X is online.
X: whatup
Mercury: your boyfriends being a twat and trying to blow up america
X: oh @Uranus honey, no
Uranus: Sweetie please?
X: no darl
Uranus: :(
X: can you not sleep?
Uranus: i can i js dont want to
X: go to sleep
Uranus: nah
X: babe dont make me come over there.
Uranus: do it bitch
X: stop stealing alcohol
Uranus: :'(
X: no i dont pity you, now open your door im here
Uranus: okie
Uranus is offline.
X: you wont have to deal eith him for the rest of the night
Mercury: TY
X: np goodnight
Mercury: gn
X is offline.
Earth: night
Luna is online.
Luna: Earth go to bed your so damned noisy.
Earth: alr alr
Earth is offline.
Mercury: TY
Luna: its fine
Luna is offline.
Mercury is offline.
Mars is online.
Mars: has anyone seen venus hes not in his bed again
Mercury is online.
Mercury: school yard behind the drug smelling tree
Mercury is offline.
Mars: ar thx
Mars is offline.
Uranus is online.
Uranus has sent an attachment.
(It's a picture of a huge ass spider crawling across his floor.)
Uranus: i dont own a spider that looks like that
Saturn is online.
Saturn: like whakenfkfbfusOMG
Uranus: hes kinda cute, i would go pick him up so i can feed him to Rhea but X got me in a very tight hold so i gotta wait till mornin comes
Saturn: ITS SO BIG AHWGD
Uranus: the picture does him nk justice, hes like the size of my hand
Saturn: WHATATSFSGDVDBD CALLING PEST POLICE PEOPLE
Uranus: NO HES MY BABY NOW
Saturn: NOOO HES SCARY
Uranus: I have a spare tank because of this very reason, im KEEPING HIM
Saturn: i thought u were feeding hin to rhea..?
Uranus: no anymore ive grown attached to him.
Uranus has sent an attachment.
(Its a selfie of him, the spider is beside him sleeping.)
Uranus: cutie
Saturn: EW WTF NO
Saturn is offline.
Uranus: meanie. Im calling him uhm bobbop
Jupiter is online.
Jupiter: GO TO SLEEP FOR GODS SAKES
Uranus: I AN I JS WANTED TO SHOW OFF MY DISCOVERY!!!
Uranus is offline.
Jupiter: Finally.
Jupiter is offline.
A/N - my mouth tastes icky like idk why but it genuinely just tastes icky like the icky whem you're about to go BLEHHHHH everywhere.
The spider part really duckig git me bc idfk if spiders can read and i dont want any doing that to me (scared of spider to FUCK)
QUESTION OF THE CHAPTER!!!:
What is your favourite bug or insect?
I like butterflies and beetles.
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Solarballs Chatfic (School AU)
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