A/N - WHY IS IT SO HOT HERE AUDHDJHDJDHDHDHXJDHD I HATE BRITAIN SM WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT HERE I JS WANNA WALK TO SCHOOL WITHOUT FUCKING DYING
I DONT EVEN HAVE PE SO MO OUTDOORS HELP IM IN TEARS BC OF THE WARMTH OVER HERE
DM's - Uranus: RichBoy - Venus: Peasant - 3:21AM
RichBoy: hey
Peasant: hi wsup
RichBoy: im bored
Peasant: drqwing readin writing
RichBoy: writers block, artists block and i dint wanna read today
Peasant: hm i got drugs
RichBoy: srs??!
RichBoy: UR WAY TO YOUNG!!!
Peasant: ur also underaged
RichBoy: yh but i have money
Peasant: i also have money
Peasant: js not as much as you
RichBoy: yh but still ur like 12
Peasant: I am most definitely not 12. Im 16
RichBoy: and im 17
Peasant: wow ur young
RichBoy: come back tothe gc its borinh bc no ones ever online anymore bcs of exams and shit
Peasant: uh no y rnt u focusing in exams
RichBoy: oh i pmly pay attention in maths english art h&sc and pg&w
Peasant: and
RichBoy: AND RS I LOVE RS (not rlly we learn abt fucking euthanasia not religious stuff so NO i do not pay attention)
Peasant: oh
Peasant: wow
RichBoy: ikr
Peasant: i wanna join the gc
RichBoy: DONE
Tism Team - 3:34AM
Uranus has added 1 person.
Venus: srs question
Mars is online.
Mars: UR BACK
Earth is online.
Earth: YAYAYAYAYYA
Mercury is online.
Mercury: i didnt get that type of welcome
Mars: whats the srs question?
Venus: @Uranus are you autistic?
Uranus: no im religious
Venus: u can still be autistic
Uranus: well im not. Theres nothing wrong with being autistic ofc, im js not.
Venus: mhm...
Earth: i think u kinda are
Mars: yeah tbf u act rlly aitistic at times
Uranus: no
Mercury: runs in the family @Neptune @Uranus
Uranus: kys
Uranus is offline.
Mars: thats one way to make him sleep
Venus: good night
Venus is offline.
Mars: alr then
Mars is offline.
Earth: im bored now u all woke me up
Mercury: die
Mercury is offline.
Earth: UFHFJDHDIDHJS
Uranus is online.
Uranus: forgot i couldnt sleep
Earth: i hav some meltonins
Uranus: shre ill give you three un touched still boxed vapes
Earth: deL
Earth is offline.
Uranus is offline.
5 hours later.
Jupiter is online.
Jupiter: Kids no.
Jupiter: you're too young for vapes
Uranus is online.
Uranus: by a year
Jupiter: still
Uranus: Giys im almost 18 i can alnost legally drink yummers
Earth is online.
Earth: how long?
Uranus: uh 16 days
Earth: WHATS DKFNF IM BUTING U GIFTS SOON
Uranus: oh u dknt have to
Earth: i want to.
Uranus: ill be fine w/o
Jupiter: his birthday is thw day after school finishes si he'll still be in the buolding
Uranus: yh im not going home for half term
Earth: jupi can bake a cake
Jupiter: You know what, why not.
Uranus: guys...
Earth: shush no complaints
Uranus: okiey...
Earth: i gtg look on temu and amazon now
Earth is offline.
Jupiter: Sighing, why did you not tell us until late.
Uranus: bc i didnt want to celebrate it
Jupiter: Well too bad.
Uranus: im so mad rn
Uranus: im gonna turn into an emo hated child whi can read minds and is secretly the lost hybrid princess
Mercury: WHAT THE FUCK
Uranus has deleted a message.
Uranus: YOU WERENT MEANT TO SEE THAT
Mercury: WHAT THE FUCK IN CRYING RN STOP WHY WHAT WHO HOW WHEN
Uranus: IM NOOO U WERENT MEANT RI SEE TAGT111
Mercury: WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT IN A GC AND NOT INSTANTLY DELETE IT
Uranus: I WAS GONNA SPAM UNTIL IT WAS TOO FAR BACK OMD IT WAS NO IM SKRRY OHMG
Mercury: I HATE YOU THIS HAS TRAUMATISED ME U MEANIE
Uranus: NO I DIDNT MEAN ITTT
Mercury: I CANT IM CRYING AND LEAVING MEVER ATTENDING TEA PARTIES AGAIN
Uranus: IM SORRY
Mercury is offline.
Uranus: IM SORRYTYYYYYY
Sun: PLEASE STPP IM TRYING TO MAKE TACOS
Uranus: okie <3
Uranus: gimme one? 👉👈
Sun: SURE
Uranus: YIPEE
Uranus is offline.
A/N - Writing this in school, ME AND MY FRIENDS GOT PULLED OUT OF SECOND LESSON BECAUSE OF THE ISSUE I SAID LAST CHAPTER AND ITS SO SILLY BC WE WERE TRYING TO NOT GIGGLE.
Am I a horrible person for making fun of an ex friend who got mad when we made a joke (called him a fatty in a jk way) but he called us ugly to our faces?
Like idk i dont feel mean. But like, ots the redemption arc for me and my friends guys so WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE I SWEAR.
Anyways, I'm having fun writing this because im feelinh very weird and happy.
OH AND BTW GUYS MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 16 DAYS!!! IM GONNA BE AS OLD AS ALL MY FRIENDS NOW!!
(im the youngest sadly)
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Solarballs Chatfic (School AU)
ספרות חובביםThis will be in a discord style! Humanoid planets! MAYBE favouritism. Planet (+Earth's moon) gc Earthsmoon: THIS IS NOT MY NAME?!?!?! Astrodude: WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!??!!? Join the planets (and moons plus astrodude) on fun gc adventures...
