Spectre: so. You guys ready for an ass whooping?
Nora: what?
Spectre: because what your world will be enduring an Astartes, Just one is good as an entire Army.
Ironwood: please tell me your joking.
Spectre gave him a Face
Clover: I guess you are serious, but that got me interested. How can a Single man be as strong as an Army.
Spectre: think of them as not simple mortal men but demi-gods in their own right. They are what people will call the next stage in human Evolution.
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Velvet: wow! He's just as if not bigger than Yatsuhashi!
Coco: I wonder how big he is downstairs.
Velvet: COCO!!!!!
Coco: come on Bun-bun you got to be curious too.
Pyrrha was in Lala Land
Weiss: must you be so crude!?
Yang: what? You aren't curious?
Weiss: I don't have a green mind like you sort.
Blake: am I a part of that sort?
Weiss: No you're the sort that give That sort a Bad Name.
Ruby: ummm are you talking about his wee wee?
Summer looked at her as well as Yang
Ruby: Uncle Qrow gave me the birds and the bees talk.
Spectre: when she asked how are babies made at the age of 10 mind you.
The Entire Rose Xiao Long Family turned to Qrow who was sweating bullets
Summer: Run Bitch.
And he did as the Family gave chase while Winter was laughing up a storm
Blake: either way you didn't answer the question.
Spectre: 12-13 inches.
Coco: huh Big but not that impressive.
Spectre: and that's not erect.
The girls went Red
Winter: CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
Spectre: alright alright let's get on with the world then.
Emerald: yeah I need to wash my mind of that unwanted info.
Mercury: why don't have the stomach for it?
Emerald: you gonna brag about yours? I bet it's Prosthetic and Small like your legs.
Mercury: why I oughta!
Neo was giggling while Roman puffs his Cigar
The Screen opens up to Remnant

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