24: Jaune Astartes 1

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Spectre: so. You guys ready for an ass whooping?

Nora: what?

Spectre: because what your world will be enduring an Astartes, Just one is good as an entire Army.

Ironwood: please tell me your joking.

Spectre gave him a Face

Clover: I guess you are serious, but that got me interested. How can a Single man be as strong as an Army.

Spectre: think of them as not simple mortal men but demi-gods in their own right. They are what people will call the next stage in human Evolution.

 They are what people will call the next stage in human Evolution

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Watts: interesting indeed.

Velvet: wow! He's just as if not bigger than Yatsuhashi!

Coco: I wonder how big he is downstairs.

Velvet: COCO!!!!!

Coco: come on Bun-bun you got to be curious too.

Pyrrha was in Lala Land

Weiss: must you be so crude!?

Yang: what? You aren't curious?

Weiss: I don't have a green mind like you sort.

Blake: am I a part of that sort?

Weiss: No you're the sort that give That sort a Bad Name.

Ruby: ummm are you talking about his wee wee?

Summer looked at her as well as Yang

Ruby: Uncle Qrow gave me the birds and the bees talk.

Spectre: when she asked how are babies made at the age of 10 mind you.

The Entire Rose Xiao Long Family turned to Qrow who was sweating bullets

Summer: Run Bitch.

And he did as the Family gave chase while Winter was laughing up a storm

Blake: either way you didn't answer the question.

Spectre: 12-13 inches.

Coco: huh Big but not that impressive.

Spectre: and that's not erect.

The girls went Red

Winter: CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

Spectre: alright alright let's get on with the world then.

Emerald: yeah I need to wash my mind of that unwanted info.

Mercury: why don't have the stomach for it?

Emerald: you gonna brag about yours? I bet it's Prosthetic and Small like your legs.

Mercury: why I oughta!

Neo was giggling while Roman puffs his Cigar

The Screen opens up to Remnant

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