The Jaune Multiverse

95: Jaune Astartes 5

Pyrrha: so....what's the world Lobo?

Death: well let's find out, grab your snacks and take your seats.

They all do so while Fran came in with a bucket of popcorn and Adrian got some BBQ sticks from the buffet

Death: so are you all ready?

Fran: Start it! I wanna see Father kick more butt!

The others just aww at her

Death: alright let's go then.

We open up to the Headmaster's office in Beacon and to an Ironwood on the verge of a meltdown

Ironwood: great what did I do now?

Death: it's not about that it's more on the lines that a BIG revalation is being thrust upon you all at once.

Ironwood: oh..... hope I don't blow a gasket.

Back at the Headmaster's Office:

Ironwood: let me get this straight, we were just a fraction of humanity?

Magnus: yes.

Ironwood: and that the Imperium is in total control of all the human planets in the Galaxy?

Magnus: yes.

Ironwood: and were technologically inferior to most of the planets you found?

Magnus: you say that like it's hard to comprehend.

Pietro: it's not actually.

Watts: in all Honesty I am jealous at the marvels of science from these other worlds they are the best exemplars for our little planet to follow.

Pietro: is that an iota of humility.

Watts: you can think what you wish I have no qualms about being the smartest anymore.

Ironwood: now that is shocking.

Ironwood: how can we simply believe that out of the blue!?

Konrad: so you thought YOU were the Center of the Universe? Typical Elite.

Vulkan: most of your systems and procedures are rudimentary at best and completely outdated at worst.

Ciel: and I heard that Primarch is the kindest of the lot.

Neptune: yup that's Vulkan the most Human loving Primarch and the most Xenophobic.

Sun: what?

Penny: he Hates Aliens.

Sun: oh. All types?

Neptune: she said Aliens.

Magnus: the only thing you did that was remotely better than we did is create an Artificial Intelligence that is not so Abominable.

Glynda: what do you mean by that?

Corvus: the Emperor faced the results of an outbreak of Artificial Intelligence that chose to be Hostile towards human life.

Fulgrim: and made a Dreadful War of The Men of Iron.

Ozpin: Men of Iron?

Magnus: they were an army created by the Abominable Intelligence to rebel against the Imperium believing it to be superior than us and our Father chose to wipe them out and Censor or Made Illegal to make another A.I.

Penny: I feel bad for some reason.

Death: no need for that anymore since you are a real girl.

Penny: oh.