Signs Home Alone

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What the signs do when they are home alone

Aries: Exercises and breaks a sports world record

Taurus: Puts secret "Take-90%-of-food-from-the-fridge-plan" into action

Gemini: Talks to friends on the phone

Cancer: *open secret door to a shrine of their crush*

Leo: tidies up the house

Virgo: talks to friends

Libra: plays bored games because they are bored as fuck

Scorpio: *plots world domination*

Sagittarius: HAHA IM TO COOL FOR MY HOUSE *robs Capricorn's house*

Capricorn: *sleeps through Sagittarius robbing house*

Aquarius: plays video games

Pisces: *hears noise* MURDERER! *locks them self in their room and cries*

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Damn you Sagittarius! (JK)

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