What the signs want for Christmas

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Christmas Special #1

Aries: a machete

Taurus: hover board

Gemini: lots and lots and lots of food to make it through 2016 without having to leave their room

Cancer: their crush tbh same Cancer

Leo: everything, but mainly their main hoe Obama (ShellsLemonade says this all the time, no really her boyfriend is her side hoe)

Virgo: drawing supplies

Libra: weed #NoChillLibra

Scorpio: a vacation preferably hell, but I mean Hawaii or something like that works too

Sagittarius: learn how to twerk like a Scorpio

Capricorn: Ouija Board SPAWN SATAN

Aquarius: lots of vodka or wine

Pisces: iTunes gift cards

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