Signs at a Pumpkin Patch

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Aries: *on any rides w/ Scorpio* OMG A BOUNCY HOUSE

Taurus: *watching Pisces to make sure they don't run away to find the pumpkin king*

Gemini: *hiding in a pumpkin*

Cancer: "Leo, just return 400 of the pumpkins, then I will" :)

Leo: *buys 412 pumpkins* "Cancer, you're going to pay right?"

Virgo: *Stabbing all the pumpkins* SUFFERR

Libra: just casually picking a nice pumpkin

Scorpio: ARIES LOOK AT THE BOUNCY HOUSE


Sagittarius:
"I'm going to fuck this pumpkin"

Capricorn: *fighting Aquarius with pumpkins* DIE BIOTCH

Aquarius: *hits Capricorn in the head with a pumpkin* FIGHT ME HOE

Pisces: "WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE PUMPKIN KING!"




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