aries: scream at you to get off their lawn
taurus: has no idea how they lived this long
gemini: talks shit about the other grandmas
cancer: bakes you chocolate chip cookies
leo: crazy cat lady
virgo: afraid of teenage hooligans
libra: currently on match.com
scorpio: use their knitting needles as weapons
sagittarius: has jokes that can make a stripper blush
capricorn: wise sensei ninja warriors
aquarius: go to bed at 7pm
pisces: think emojis is a band
Found on Tumblr.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomA fun book with all the zodiac signs! Hope you enjoy what your sign gets/does! This is not 100% accurate so please don't get mad c: I'm a Capricorn ♑️. NOT ALL WERE BY ME SOME WERE FOUND ON TUMBLR!!! If you find a chapter that you created AND can pr...
