Signs Reaction After Sleeping 127492 years

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Aries: so what sports exist now?

Taurus: *cracks knuckles* that felt good

Gemini: God damnit and my dream was just getting to the good part

Cancer: if you can make a dub located human then I'm going to make one of the high school musical cast and make them perform it

Leo: AHHHHH! OMG HOLY POOP! What happened to fashion?!?! You look ugly and you look ugly, what the hell is that a mullet!!! EWWW THATS SO THE 1980's

Virgo: yall need to chill

Libra: *runs after Aquarius and Capricorn* HEY WAIT FOR ME

Scorpio: so how do all you fuckers like being seduced

Sagittarius: *keeping Leo from murdering everyone*

Capricorn: THESE VIDEO GAMES ARE ACTUAL VIDEO GAMES NOT THE ONES FROM 2016

Aquarius: THE VIDEO GAMES ARE AMAZING *runs with Capricorn*

Pisces: ITS THE TIME WARP TRIO---- DOZEN

Leo's was fun to write

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