Aries: You gonna go fuck that stuffed animal
Taurus: DOES THE BABY NEED HAYYYY
Gemini: WTF?!? Why you purring.
Cancer: I LOVE YOUUU
Leo: Yes your very derppppyyyy
Virgo: Shut the fuck uppppp
Libra: I swear to fucking god if you pee
Scorpio: You lil shit
Sagittarius: DONT FUCKING SCARW ME LIKE THAT U SHITHEAD
Capricorn: IM GOING TO FIGHT U WITH MY FINGER
Aquarius: You are going to be the reason I die.
Pisces: Why are you so stupid yet cute?
DONT WORRY HE IS FINE HES JUST NOT THE SMARTEST THING AND I LOVE HIM
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Zodiac Signs
RandomA fun book with all the zodiac signs! Hope you enjoy what your sign gets/does! This is not 100% accurate so please don't get mad c: I'm a Capricorn ♑️. NOT ALL WERE BY ME SOME WERE FOUND ON TUMBLR!!! If you find a chapter that you created AND can pr...
