Aries: "accidentally" hits them with nuke
Taurus: throws them in cannon and shoots them to other side of the world
Gemini: stabs the hoe, scratch that, take the hoe to lunch and I'll poison the food
Cancer: strangles them with condom
Leo: high fives them and has a shock button on them and electrocutes the hoe
Virgo: posses them with Satan and they jump off a cliff bc of Satan
Libra: does dance around them and a fire starts on them
Scorpio: twerks on them so badly they suffocate
Sagittarius: brings them back in time to Salem witch trials and accuses them of being a witch
Capricorn: shoots glitter bazooka at house
Aquarius: they just "disappear" is how Aquarius puts it
Pisces: beats the shit out of them with fridge
Not meant to offend anyone.
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Zodiac Signs
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