𝐅 𝐈 𝐕 𝐄 '𝐒 𝐏 𝐄 𝐓 - 𝐹. 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑔𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑠

𝗖 𝗛 𝗔 𝗣 𝗧 𝗘 𝗥 - 𝐈𝐈𝐈

                 𝟯𝗥𝗗 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪             

     ❝𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠.❞

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𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 of the van after gaining consciousness. "Are you okay?" Five asked (Y/N). (Y/N) nodded in response. "What about you?" She asked. "I'm okay." He reassured. "Leave it to this clown car of a family to botch a simple search and rescue." Ben walked towards the family. "For a second there, we had her." Luther reminded. "Who were those weirdos with the fanny packs?" Viktor asked. "Was it me, or did they smell like wet sheep?" Lila asked. "Goats, I thought. Maybe llamas." Luther started to name. "Who cares?" Diego asked. He looked at Lila. "And why did they call you Nancy?" He questioned. Lila was silent. "Their names are Gene and Jean. They run an underground organization called the Keepers." Five informed. "Sex cult?" Diego asked. "No, not a sex cult—" Five got interrupted. "No once you get to the top, it's always a sex cult." Diego interrupted. "Yeah. The man's got a point." Luther agreed with Diego. "They're an extremist group who believe they have memories from an alternate timeline." Five explained to the group. "Yeah and some of their memories are bang on." Lila added. "They're calling this phenomenon the 'Umbrella Effect.'" Five informed. "How is this even possible?" Viktor asked. "Well, you know, we're still working on that." Lila said. "What do they want with Jennifer?" Ben asked. Five shrugged as (Y/N) opened the chips she had bought earlier. They stared as she opened the bag. "Great you don't know that either." Ben looked at her and then back to Five. "Anyone want one?" (Y/N) offered. Diego looked at her in disbelief then dug his fingers in to grabbed some. He stuffed the chips in his mouth and began to think. "Is this really the right time to eat?" Luther asked. "You do realize we haven't eaten in like a day?" (Y/N) reminded. "I mean, dysfunction is, after all, what we do best in this family." Klaus said loud enough for everyone to hear. They were all trying to ignore his argument with Allison but that was merely impossible. Klaus stood up and walked towards them. "We got daddy issues! Daddy issues!" Klaus pointed at Viktor and Five. "Attachment issues with a man who controls her every life decision since the moment he came back from the future. Not to mention, at this point, it seems like you like to be controlled by him. Did I mention he was over 60 years old mentally? So that's another case of daddy issues." Klaus pointed at (Y/N). "Chaos junkie." He pointed at himself. He walked towards the rest. "Mommy issues." He pointed at Diego. "More daddy issues." He said to Luther. "Obnoxious asshole issues." He offended Ben. Klaus then looked at Lila. "Then you... you seem kinda weirdly-self actualized as far as I can tell." He said to Lila. He turned around. "Anyway, I'm just so done living, cowering in your little bubble of superiority." Klaus told Allison. "So this is the thanks I get for taking care of you for the past five years?" She walked towards him. "I think you've got that back-to-front, sweetheart." He replied. "Oh!" She sarcastically responded. "Who took care of you since Ray walked out? None of these guys gave a shit. Who took care of your little Claire while you bombed every shitty audition in town?" Klaus asked. "So you think that I like having a grown man living in my basement, covering my entire house in bubble wrap? You think I like picking your sorry ass up off the ground every time you hit rock bottom?" Allison questioned. "Bottom? Moi? There's no bottom here, missy. No bottom at all. I'm the goddamn Mariana Trench! Wait till you see." Klaus tried to defend himself. "Okay you know what? Fine. Fine. Jump off the deep end. Because that is so clearly what you wanna do. Have fun, and see if I give a shit!" Allison angrily said. "Thank you. Truly, thank you. Finally a grain of honesty. It feels good. Feels refreshing. You wanted the old Klaus. You got him." Klaus walked away. "Klaus come on!" (Y/N) called out. He started to walk across the main road. "What are you doing?" Viktor called out. "Look out Klaus!" Diego exclaimed. He almost got ran over but didn't care. "You know what? Actually, while we're here, does anybody else have some shit that they wanna get off their chest? Because now's the time." Allison angrily told everyone. Diego placed a hand on his heart and the rest stayed quiet. "No? No takers? Good cause I'm done being the bad guy in this family." She walked away. "Now that the shows over, what are we going to do about Jennifer? We need to find her." Ben reminded. "Well I mean, we're not going anywhere in this piece of shit." Five sighed.