Wrong Number || lrh [book one]

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lucifer: babeeeeee

liv: lukeeeeee

lucifer: you know we've been talking for like a month now & we have no idea what each other look like :p

liv: yes, i've realized that

lucifer: and?

liv: and i've decided not to show you my ugly face

lucifer: please, i bet you're absolutely gorgeous

lucifer: why would you keep that from me?

liv: i'm only protecting you, luke

lucifer: i'm sorry but i'm not accepting that whatsoever

liv: are you pressuring me? just so you know i don't give into peer pressure :p

lucifer: pleaseeeeeeee :-)

liv: nope

lucifer: pretty pleaseeeeee

lucifer: i'm not peer pressuring i just wanna see youuuuuu

liv: oh? then you should have no problem with sending me a picture first

lucifer: alright, if that's what it takes

lucifer: picture message [attached above] i'm the one on the left ;-)

liv: damn, i was hoping you were on the right ;p

lucifer: :-(

liv: i'm totally kidding!

liv: although your friend is pretty hot

lucifer: he's not my friend

lucifer: he's my lover

liv: well, i guess i'm interrupting something

liv: you two make an adorable couple

liv: ya look as good as a delicious dessert...

lucifer: oh, god :3

liv: what?

lucifer: ha, nothing nevermind

lucifer: but we are most def not a couple

liv: i may be dumb sometimes but i know sarcasm when i see it, luke

liv: besides he's too hot for you

lucifer: i'm rly regretting my choice of picture :-(

liv: chill, dude your friends' hot, sure, but i mean

liv: you're pretty hot yourself ;)

lucifer: ya so i'm told

liv: woah, don't get cocky now

liv: i can still back out of this whole ordeal, ya know?

lucifer: nuh uh we're stuck like glue, me & you, remember?

liv: ugh you're like a clingy girlfriend

lucifer: but i'm kinda hot though

what even is this omg
-jules