Wrong Number || lrh [book one]

18

mikey: dude, wtf are you doing?

ash: why are you smiling like that?

cal: you look creepy srsly stop

luke: guys, shut up

cal: ooh harsh

mikey: yeah that's really mature, lucas. what would your mother say?

luke: nothing cause she's not here

ash: yes she is

cal: dude, she's right behind you

luke: dammit no she isn't

mikey: how do you know?

luke: cause i whipped around at cal's text to make sure

ash: she's probs around somewhere

mikey: yea she's got eyes like a hawk

luke: omfg can we pls stop talking about my mom

cal: tell her we said hi

mikey: hi liz!

ash: hi lizzzz!

luke: is there an actual point to this convo? or are you guys just fücking with me

mikey: nah, we came to talk about your love life, lukey

luke: oh god

cal: we know what you've been doing

ash: yeah, so you better spill the beans

luke: if you dumbasses know then why would i need to spill the beans?

mikey: well we know what you've been doing but we don't know who you've been doing it with

ash: who's the girl, luke?

luke: i have no idea what you're talking about

cal: bullshït

mikey: dude, you've been smiling like an idiot at your phone for the past month srsly come on

ash: and you haven't been talking to me, so that's ruled out

cal: yea you're breaking my lashton heart </3

mikey: luke?!

l. hemmings has left the conversation

mikey: aw fück you guys scared him off

cal: nuh uh ash did

ash: pretty sure it was your dumb lashton comment, cal

cal: he ships it he just won't admit it

mikey: GUYS

mikey: what are we gonna do about the girl??

ash: burn her at the stake

ash: i'm totally kidding btw

cal: well, he seems happy so why do we have to meddle?

mikey: remember the last girl he got all googly eyes over...

ash: shït she tore him to pieces

mikey: exactly

cal: maybe i can steal a peek at his phone and find out just who she is & what her motives are

aw they're all protective :')
but srsly i'm awful at convos between a bunch of guys so hopefully this is ok
-jules