*DONT READ THIS ONE SHOT
HEY GUYS I WOULD SUGGEST THAT U WOULD SKIP LIKE FIRST SHOTS CAUSE I WROTE THEN LONG TIME AGO AND THEY ARE WEIRD!!! SO SKIP TO SOT THAT SAYS FANGIRLING AND READ FROM THEN ON....
New kid
Louis: walks in to his new school like he owns it.
Zayn: taping Nialls shoulder. "looks like we got another new kid."
Niall: " he walks like he own the place we need to show him a lesson"
Zayn: " c'mon"
Louis: see two boys walking up to him. Smirks to himself.
Niall: "hi faggot"
Louis: Smiles "hi to you too faggots"
Zayn: looking shoked "you got a big mouth I see , we got to fix that" swinging his hand to hit Louis.
Louis: catch Zayn's hand in the air. " I wouldn't do that if I were you"
Niall: " oh yeah what are you gona do about it?"
Louis: "this" punching Niall hard in a stomach.
Niall: falls to the ground in pain
Louis: turns around to hit Zayn but see most beatifull boy walks in.
Harry: looks around and see one if his best friends Niall on the floor. Run up to him.
Louis: still looking at Harry as he walk up to Niall
Harry: "Niall what happened?" helps Niall off the floor
Niall: "this faggot over here deside to hit me" points to Louis
Louis: "watch your mouth before I hit you agin" getting angry at Niall
Harry: finally noticing Louis. Open his mouth wide as he meets pair of most beatifull green eyes ever.
Louis: "close your mouth curly or you going to catch flies" smirks at Harry
Zayn: "so are we going to teach this faggot a lesson or what?" getting angry
Louis: finally breaks eye contact with Harry and pinch Zayn to the wall. "would it make you feel better if I told I really I am gay?"
Niall:gasp
Zayn: surprised
Harry: "Louis let go of him!"
Niall & Zayn: saying at the same time " how do you know his name?"
Louis: smirks " I'm his boyfriend"
Zayn: " but.... how.......I mean......" lost his words
Niall: confused " I thought that you are straight"
Harry: " nope I have the most wonderful boyfriend" pulls Louis into a kiss
Louis: finally pulling away from the kiss "oh and you guys need to stop with that bullying"
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