Louis Pov
"Babe I'm cold," Eleanour whinned
"Well Eleanor I don't control the weather," i answered
"Can i borrow your jacket?"
"But Harry geve me this jacket," I whinned this time
"Nah GIVE MEHH THE JACKET," Eleanour siddently screamed in my ear. That BITCH
"NO WAY......THIS JACKET DOESENT EVEN MATCH YOUR SHOES" I screamed back. She grabed the jacked and try to pull it off of meh. ON NO SHE DIDN'T
"AHHHHHHHHH HELP RAPE HELLLLPPPPPPP" I SCREAMED AND STARTED TO RUN AWAY FROM HER BUT SHE RUNNED BEHIND ME......
"LOUISSSSSS GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND GIVE ME THE DAMN JACKET" She screamed as i run up to some man standing on a street seeling bread and took a loaf of bread swining it at Eleanour.
"STAY BACK WOMAN I HAVE A VERY DANGEROUS WAUPON HERE!" I screamed looking around trying to find somebody to help me. The boys went inside store and they said that Eleanout and i should wait outside in a COLD wheather.
"HEY YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT BREAD" The man yelled and reached to grab the brad but i swing it in prosses hiting some old lady that holding a cat....um ok...where did the cat come from..? 0_o
"HEY! That boy with gay jacket on just hit my cat" the lady screamed
"Get him" Man who is selling brad screamed.....um i guessing its time for ne to run. I start to run in the direction of the giant store where boys went with Eleanour, brad man, and old lady with cat running behind me. I run inside the store ....well this is more like a mall...and i run indide firts restorant i saw and sit down at the table hiding behind menu.
"What would you like sir? And you holding you menu upside down sir" the waiter said -__-
"do you have any Italian food?" i asked
"Sir this is Mexican food place" he answered ._.
"THERE HE IS," old lady screamed. I jump up and run outside with them still following me. OK I HAVE TO THINK....WHERE TO RUN?... WHERE TO.... oh god they catching up i. I guckly run to escalator and started running up......
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1D one shots(Humor,boyxboy)
FanfictionIt's is random not your typical funny one shots:D it you like this kind of humor than ask me about some other books that I wrote. You will enjoy reading them. Since I'm not American there might be some grammar mistakes but I do my best to correct th...
