Fiddy Shades Of Hell Naw

Shade No. 25

Shade No. 25

~Lexis P.O.V.~

"Are you just not even mad about what Varo envisioned us doing during our week of the couples swap?" Nelle asked she slapped my arm. I was dead laughing because the looks she kept giving throughout his explanation were just too hilarious. "You're a pig-"

"Nelle, it didn't happen and it'll never happen. It's just him explaining what he would have done. Laugh a little and don't act like you got a stick up your ass." I said as I wrapped my arms around her waist and held her tight. "Plus we're all just talkin' and sharin' a few laughs. King what would have your week-"

"No. King's not allowed to explain what he would have done. I don't wanna know what you'd do to Amber because she's younger than me, in better shape, prettier and I bet she's more flexible- plus she's a natural blonde." Tilly Beans said quick to cut me off.

"Are you seriously jealous-"

"Yes King. I know you find her attractive-"

"Oh how little you know, Tillz." He said as he shook his head with a small laugh. "But if you must know, unlike the rest of y'all, I wouldn't have used this couple's swap as a means to get sex." This is why we all look bad when we're compared to King. "Also, you know Amber isn't the one to go after sex." He took a seat next to her and pulled her into her lap, leaving a crushed look on Ty's face which made me laugh.

"Sweets, I wanna know what your week woulda been like with Lextasy." Varo called out all the way from the water.

"Ooh, can I tell it?" She asked so cheerfully. I literally just felt my balls recede back into my body because I know Nelle's gonna probably get mad at me even though I'm not even the one telling the experience.

~Let The Shade Begin~

Sweet Cheeks

"So where did you and Nelle park?" I asked as I held Lexis' hand. We had all just met up and discussed what the plan was so now it was time for us to leave, as well as everyone else.

"Ginot's driveway. I tried to get him and Chariah to join but he still says he isn't in a relationship with her, so he opted out." He said pulling out his keys and unlocking the doors to Nelle's escalade. "I swear to God, this car'll never go." He said and I just stared at how big this car actually was. "Lemme guess, you need help?"

"You see the shoes I'm in right? And height isn't exactly always on my side." How does Nelle get in so easily? I know she's taller than me but jeez, it's almost like having to rock climb my way into the seat. As the gentleman I know Lexis lowkey is, he helped me up and into the seat before walking around and getting in his side.

"What's the world like for you at your height?" He asked jokingly.

"Everything's just about out of reach so I rely a lot on Varo or the twins to help me. Especially getting the towels out of the cabinets, it just got to the point where if there isn't a towel on the counter for me, I just won't bother with a towel, I'll just air dry." Everything in my house is set for Varo's height and it's not fair because there's a step stool is just about every room for me. At least my stools are bedazzled, thanks to Tilly Beans.

"That's actually kinda cute, I can imagine you jumpin' up and reachin' as high as you can but shit bein' out of reach." My eyes narrowed so fast at him. "I said it was kinda cute, so it's like a compliment, you're welcome Sweet Cheeks." I never said thank you.

After a car ride that comprised of him joking about my height, we made it back to his house and I couldn't help but smile because now I finally get to play with his dogs. I want a dog but we can't have one with Varo because he's Varo and God only knows what he'd train the dog to do based on what he's managed to train the twins to accomplish... so we're not even going to bring any kind of animal into that house until I know for sure he won't do something to it.