Seven: "Welcome to my web" said the spider to the fly. "And here you shall die."
Me: "I'd rather not die." The spider said to the fly. The spider asked "Well, why?"
Seven: "To die is to say goodbye." The fly did reply.
Me: "And to say goodbye is why you must die." Said the spider to the fly.
Seven: "Nay, not I" refused the fly.
Me: "But you must give me a reason why Mr. Fly!"
Seven: "I cannot think of a propper lie" sobbed the fly.
Me: "Fine Mr. Fly. You do not have to die. But I will not tell you why. Now goodbye."
So that was a weird little texting convo that I had with my friend Seven. It sure was interesting ;)
