Heyyy everybody sorry for the wait I moved and my computer crashed again its been TOTALLY crazy so now I FINALLY found time to write!!!!!!!
I hope you guys like it!!!!!!
XOXOXOALEXIS <3
1. Emmett Cullen is not allowed sing Cannible by Ke$ha for the school talent show......
2.Then start sucking a fake Mike's blood to freak everyone out
3.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to go to Paramore concert and try to get Hayle's number.....
4.Cuz she will give it to him.....
5.And Rose will try to kill Hayle and Emmmett
6.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to buy adult toys to help Edward and Bella 'spice the bedroom up'
7.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do it in Nessie's room UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
8.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to take Nessie to get her bellybutton piereced....
9.Even if she really wants its and begs for it
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"Oh come on Dad!!!!! Why cant I get my navel pierced!?" I said pouting
"Becasue you are only 7 Renesmee even though you look 17." Dad said shighing
"Atleast you put that they cant do it in my room anymore! That was life scaring!!!" I said shuddering remembering
"GAH!!!!!" Dad said looking in my head
"Stay outta my head..." I grumbled
"Come on Bella you promised you'd let me see what me and Alice did!" Emmett yelled
"Oh God." I heard Dad said.
"I swear you two will pay for this." i heard Mom hiss at Uncle Em and Auntie Alice
"PRESENTING KE$HA-FIED BELLA!" Auntie Alice said
Mom walked out with blonde hair and tight leather pants with a black motercycle jacket over a blcak bikini top.
Glitter was smeared all over her face.
"wow." Dad said
"Give me the damn marker!" Mom snarled
I handed it to her and she wrote:
10.Emmett Cullena and Alice Cullen are NOT allowed to dress ANYBODY up as Ke$ha UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
