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1.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do talent show and sing Justin Bieber
2.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to dress up as a fairy for Halloween
3.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to tell Rose her butt is big
4.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to make a facebook and name himself 'I <3 Lady Gaga'
5.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to dress up as Lady Gaga and perform Poker Face for the talent show.
6.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to buy red contacts and say he ate Nessie when he hid her in Seattle for the day
7.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to nickname the Cullen's like Jasper 'The Sexy Vamp' Cullen or Bella 'The Sexually Active Vamp'
8.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to try seduce Jessica then when he succeeds tell her she is for Bella
9.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to start a fan blog all about Edward
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"Rose your husband is crazy." I said sighing while she helped me tape up the new list
"He sure is...." She said getting a dreamy look on her face.
"ROSE!!!!! GROSS!!!! DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!!!!!!!" Edward said screaming from upstairs.
"Stop picking through my brain then...." she said under her breath.
"Uhh Rose you might want to see this!" Alice said from the computers
"What is it?" Rose asked.
Edward laughed from upstairs seeing what Alice was thinking
"Emmett!!!!!!!!" Rose screamed looking at the butt of her jeans.
It says ' Emmett Cullen's B**ch' on her jeans
Alice grabbed the sharpie writing:
10.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to bedazzle 'Emmett Cullen's B***ch' on Rose's jeans
