I give credit to some ideas to AliceCullen127. Check out her 51 things Emmett Cullen shouldn't do.
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Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to......
1.Buy Edward and Bella's meadow....
2. Make a gay bar there....
3.And name it Sparkling Eddie's
4.Do it in Alice's Porsche.....
5.Or Edward's Volvo.....
6.or Bella's Ferrari
7.Put a irremovable shock collar on Jacob.....
8.Shock him whenever he touches Nessie.....
9.And blame it on Edward
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"Jasper do you really think the list will stop Emmett?" I asked him
"Need I remind you that he did 'it' in Alice's car and she nearly killed him." He said sighing helping tape up the list.
We heard Emmett and Alice run downstairs to us.
"Look what me and Alice learned!!!" He said excitedly
"Ok Em lets show them!"
"Boys are cheats and liars,
They're such a big disgrace,
They will tell you anything
To get to second base-
-ball, baseball,
He thinks he's gonna score,
If you let him go all the way
Then you are a whore-
-ticulturists study flowers,
Geologists study rocks,
The only thing a guy wants from you
Is a place to put his cock-
-roaches, beetles,
Butterflies, and bugs,
Nothing makes him happier
Than a giant pair of jug-
-lers and acrobats
And dancing bears named chuck,
All guys want to do is...
Forget it no such luck"
They recited that with various hand movements.
I sighed.
"Jasper gimme." I said holding my hand out for the marker.
Jasper also sighed but handed it over.
10. Alice and Emmett Cullen are NEVER EVER allowed to watch The Hot Chick EVER AGAIN.
