Decided to write a new one :) Enjoy!
XOXOAlexis
Emmett Cullen is not allowed to
1. Have FaceTime sex using Nessie's iPod Touch
2.Post pictures of Alice and Jasper doing it on Facebook
3. Have a Facebook
4. Make Edward a Facebook
5.Terrorize Wal-Mart and let Bella take the fall
6.Dress up as Nicki Minaj on Halloween
7. Try to take Paul for "walks"
8.Try to ride the wolves like a horse
9.Go to Spencer's and buy Nessie every type of condom they sell
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"Wow, Emmett sure does find creative things to do Bells." Jake said helping me tape up our new list next to the other 7.
"Yeah he does. Gets to be a bit much at times." I said sighing looking at all the ridiculous things my brother put me through.
Suddenly we heard a scuffle and Renessme and Emmett came crashing through the roof, hitting the ground of the house.
"NESSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" me and Jake screamed running to were they were laying. She jumped up and tried to wipe all the dust off of her.
"Oh, hehehe hey Mom. Hows it going?" she aske as if she didnt just plummet 2 stories down.
"Hows it going?! You and Emmett just fell through the roof! What happened?!?!?!?!" I yelled
"Well, I was laying in his room reading Harry Potter, when he snatched the book, ran on the roof and threw it into the lake! I got mad and shoved him, then we ended up wrestling, then falling." she said nonchalantly.
"You better pray we can fix this before your dad, Esme, Carlisle, and everyone else get home." Jake said looking at the huge hole in the roof.
Just then Esme opened up the door. "WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED?!?!?!?!" she said dropping her grocery bags.
Alice skipped over to me. "May I?" she asked holding her hand out. I handed her the marker and watched as her gracefully wrote.
10. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to throw Nessie's books in the lake and then wrestle her on the roof.
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Not the best but I decided its been too long since i had wrote a new soooo,
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