10 Things Emmett Cullen is NOT allowed part 2

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Here's the next part 2 10 Things Emmett Cullen Shouldn't do

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1.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to cram dog food into Jacob's throat

2..Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to buy red contacts and say he ate Mike.....

3.And had Eric for dessert

4..Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to scream "RAPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE" and run outta the lunch room when Jasper brushes past him

5. Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to scream "I love you Edward!!" mocking Bella

6.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to bedazzle "PROPERTY OF EMMETT CULLEN" on the butt of Bella's jeans

7.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to hit Jacob with a shovel and scream TEAM EDWARD

8.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to post on facebook that 'Bella and Edward had a rowdy study date.'

9. Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to put a leash on Jacob, adopt him, and call him Mr.Fluffy

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"Ok"I said tapping up the second list "This should do it"

"Bella Emmett can find thousands of crazy things because he's Emmett!" Alice said

"Where is Emmett?"I asked scared.

"I don't- Oh God!" Alice said getting a vision

"A little to the left!!" Emmett said directing Edward beside a huge order of tampons.

I took the sharpie and wrote

10.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to order ANYTHING off the internet EVER AGAIN

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