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1.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to say he's allergic to homework....
2.Then cry when the teacher gives him detention
3.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to tell the guidance councilor that he wants to be with Jasper.....
4. Because he's sexually confused.....
5.And feels like his family is making him be with Rose
6.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to buy a lightsaber......
7. And challenge Bella to duel
8.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to make a Tinkerbell outfit for Alice......
9.and call her 'Jasper's Little Fairy'.
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"Ok Edward I hope this will do it,"I said "Cause I'm STILL picking the rhinestones off the butt of my jeans!!"
"Bella we'll need to make a whole lot more list for the tons of things Emmett is capable of." Edward said.
"I know." I said sighing
"Oh no." Edward said sighing.
"What?"I said knowing that it was Emmett
"You'll see." he said simply
"Emmett!!! I am gonna kill you!!!!" Alice said on his back chocking him.
"Alice all I did was sign you up to be an elf in the mall during Christmas time!!" Emmett said back
"Emmett you idiot!!! It is Christmas time!!!" I told him
"Oh well I have your costume then Alice." Emmett siad
"Arg!!!!!!" She yelled biting him.
Edward took my sharpie and wrote
10. Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to sign Alice up to be an elf during Christmas
