Mickey:
Hey guys, did you hear that new song by David Zowie?
Mike:
I think you mean Bowie Mick.
Davy:
Did you know he actually has the same name as me, but he changed it to Bowie so people don't get confused.
Pete:
He has a song out when did this happen what is it called I need to know now.
Mickey:
Nope, I mean Zowie.
He's named that bc his dads such a big Bowie fan.
Mike:
Yeah just looked him up. Said originally his name was 'David Zowie Ziggy Stardust Aladdin Sane Thin White Duke Twig The Wonder Kid'. Wtf
Davy:
So he steals Bowie's name.
Makes dance music.
Where's the talent?
What's original?
Its a flipping keyboard.
THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME.
Pete:
I just listened to it. Its crud. Seriously, people are ruining music nowadays.
Mike:
'The new David Bowie'
*Classic rock fandom's laughter in the distance*
Davy:
I'm actually going to kill someone. This is crap.
Back in a bit guys.
Davy has left the chatroom.
Mike:
Pete, go with him and make sure he doesn't hurt anybody.
Pete:
Why me?
Mickey:
You're the oldest.
Pete has left the chatroom.
Mickey:
So...
Mike:
Don't 'so' me, you started this.
Mike has left the chatroom.
Mickey:
Well fine! :'(
Mickey has left the chatroom.
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60's Texts
RandomEver wondered what would happen if your favourite 60's bands got their own chatrooms? Disclaimer: I don't own the bands, (I wish I did) and I did think of the idea after reading a bunch of marvel texts, but I checked for 60s ones, and I'd also like...