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Mickey:

Hey guys, did you hear that new song by David Zowie?

Mike:

I think you mean Bowie Mick.

Davy:

Did you know he actually has the same name as me, but he changed it to Bowie so people don't get confused.

Pete:

He has a song out when did this happen what is it called I need to know now.

Mickey:

Nope, I mean Zowie.

He's named that bc his dads such a big Bowie fan.

Mike:

Yeah just looked him up. Said originally his name was 'David Zowie Ziggy Stardust Aladdin Sane Thin White Duke Twig The Wonder Kid'. Wtf

Davy:

So he steals Bowie's name.

Makes dance music.

Where's the talent?

What's original?

Its a flipping keyboard.

THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME.

Pete:

I just listened to it. Its crud. Seriously, people are ruining music nowadays.

Mike:

'The new David Bowie'

*Classic rock fandom's laughter in the distance*

Davy:

I'm actually going to kill someone. This is crap.

Back in a bit guys.

Davy has left the chatroom.

Mike:

Pete, go with him and make sure he doesn't hurt anybody.

Pete:

Why me?

Mickey:

You're the oldest.

Pete has left the chatroom.

Mickey:

So...

Mike:

Don't 'so' me, you started this.

Mike has left the chatroom.

Mickey:

Well fine! :'(

Mickey has left the chatroom.

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