BeatlesFTW

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John:

Okai guys, best. Idea. Ever.

George:

Go on...?

Yoko:

Let's kill Paul!

Yoko has been kicked from the chat.

John:

Uh, no.

I was thinking about another film,

But for this one we can have Ringo as the main character.

Ringo:

Why me!?

Paul:

Why not you?

John:

Stop quoting fgs.

Because Ringo, you have the most character out of all of us.

George:

Um, excuse me?

John:

Well he has that kind of face doesn't he?

He can be doing his normal derpy Ringo stuff, and somebody tries to kill him or smth. Fangirls panic, and we have ourselves an award winning film!

Paul:

Why might someone want to kill Ringo?

Yoko:

I say you make Paul the star. Someone can kill him.

Paul:

How did you get back here!?

Yoko has been kicked from the chat.

John:

His rings!

He... Steals a ring?

He... Gets one stuck on his finger... And it belongs to someone else...

Paul:

It's a sacrificial ring.

They have to kill him to keep peace.

George:

Hey, that's not bad! We could make him try to get the ring off in like funny ways.

Like he could have someone shrink his hands!

Ringo:

Hey, like a mad scientist!

John:

This is gold!

We need to get Victor Spinetti back again.

George:

He ate my sandwich on set for the last film -.-

Paul:

Oh dear, poor Georgie had his sandwich stolen, awwwwwwwwwww.

George:

Shut up Paul.

Yoko:

I'll shut him up for you.

Yoko has been kicked from the chat.

John:

One of these days I'm going to end that woman.

Oh, there should be a woman in it too.

Paul:

A woman? Why?

John:

Well she can be pretty, and it'll help show off our personalities.

George can be like really awkward with her,

Ringo can be like not paying attention to her,

I can just like flirt with her,

And you can be your lovely charming self.

Paul:

You want to flirt with a woman on set of our next film...?

John:

Its just for the film Paulie dw

Paul:

Worried? I'm not worried, its just...

Last time you flirted with a girl Yoko happened.

Yoko:

See, this guy is so rude!

Yoko has been kicked from the chat. Again.

John:

Right, I gtg but we need to carry on thinking this over tomorrow, k?

Paul:

Sure...

Later then.

George:

Baiiiiiiiiii

Ringo:

C ya.

John:

Ciao.

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