60's Texts

UltraTour

A/N: Hey, I hate doing these at the start, but I gotta warn you theres some dark humour in this one, and if it upsets you I'm sorry... blah-blah. I'm pretty sure you guys are able to laugh about stuff though so, enjoy! xx

Beatles:

Okay, we finally got this set up!

Ringo can't work computers to save his life.

Are we all here?

Oasis:

Oh My Lord. Is that John?

Beatles:

No, I'm Paul.

Oasis:

Oh.

Great.

Ok, so who else is here?

...

...

...

I really wish he other would Be Here Now.

Ahahahahahahahahah.

...

Funny.

So...

Are all of you guys there, or just Paul?

Beatles:

All of us -.-

John's not here right now tho, he's gone to pick up some cigarettes.

But it is bugging me where the others are.

I just wanted all of these great bands to Come Together.

OK no.

That was Ringo.

For future reference, he's never touhing the keyboard again.

Oasis:

XD wow okay

I don't really care whether the others turn up anymore.

I'm happy for it to just be us if the jokes are this bad.

Adam_Ants:

What's the story Morning Glories?

Beatles:

Oh, great, more Oasis jokes.

Beach Boys:

Oasis are a joke.

Oasis:

Thanks.

Hi to you too Bri.

Beach Boys:

Any time.

T-Rex:

We're here too, sorry we're late, Marc's girlfriend drove us here.

I stg I'm never letting her drive again.

She's gonna kill someone.

Doors:

We're here apart from Jim. He thought it would be a good idea to drive in heels.

Oasis:

... what?

Doors:

Yeah, we don't know either.

TheKing:

Hey hey guys, let's all just calm down.

Just say 'yea' if you're here. No arguments needed.

Beatles:

... Alright

Yeah

Oasis:

Yea

Beach Boys:

Yea

Led Zeppelin:

Yep

Adam Ant:

Yea

The Jam:

Yeas

Pink Floyd:

Yea

MajorTom:

Yes

Doors:

Yea

Yoko:

Of course

Beatles:

Great, so now we're all here, I have biiiiig plans.

All of us on tour together.

We can play everywhere, it'll be the biggest thing since...

Woodstock? idk bigger!

If you're not in, leave now, we have to get planning.

Doors:

We can't make decisions without Jim...

But we all want to so who cares.

Yoko:

Does that mean you're gonna kick me from the chat?

Beatles:

You're just gonna come back -.-

Anyway, you could perform.

it would appeal to the...

Weirdos.

Yoko:

Am I dreaming?

YOU want ME to perfume.

Autocorrect

Oops.

Beatles:

Sure.

Oh, John's back.

Oasis:

OML Hi Johnnnnn

Beatles:

Hey.

Ok then... but we need to sort this all out.

Paul's gone to see about hiring some tour vans.

Great, now he's gone, we can discuss why you're really all here...

Cliffhanger! Lol, what is John plotting? Comment below your ideas cx I won't tell who's right or wrong xP

Hope you're all having great days. Had my first exam today, citizenship. Why would youneed an exam for citizenship?  Honestly it's just a waste of time. Lol rant over, I hope everyone else is doing alright! Baii!