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Paul:

OK who blocked me out of the chat?

Beatles:

Paul, we all did.

Oasis:

We've decided that you're in charge of everything, so you deserve everything, y'known

Adam_Ant:

Known lol

T-Rex:

Each of us have voted and agreed that you're the best organiser here.

Doors:

Other people were too drunk to vote -.- Jim

Led Zeppelin:

For god's sake Jim.

Pink Floyd:

A real musician though.

The Jam:

Long time since any real musicians have been in the charts.

MajorTom:

Time is an illusion.

TheKing:

But it's true, I mean Oasis was probably the most recent, unless you count FourFiveSeconds.

Beach Boys:

I still don't like Noel though.

Oasis:

Can't you ever give it a rest Bri, just because Oasis is better?

T-Rex:

Make up you two.

Beach Boys:

This is too much, honestly.

Oasis:

Long time since we talked quietly Bri, we should get together.

MajorTom:

Or you could fight, it's kinda funny.

Beatles:

You'll ruin the tour, quit it!

MajorTom:

Know what, you're right; tour comes first.

Yoko:

Something I never hear -.- you're right Yoko!

Beatles:

Is that maybe because you're never right?

Doors:

Wrong is her middle name.

Pink Floyd:

But don't you think it's a bit harsh to hate on her like that?

TheKing:

I think its wrong to hate people, they can't help being annoying.

Yoko:

Hate is all you need.

Beatles:

Love is all you need.

Adam_Ant:

You should write that down.

Beach Boys:

So should you, might make people remember you Adam.

Led Zeppelin:

Much too far, Adam's great.

Oasis:

...

Beatles:

Will you guys just get back on topic?

The Jam:

You should just do the tour without them, they'll get in the way.

T-Rex:

Marry them together so they can't argue.

Oasis:

Me and Brian AHAHAHA no; John, sort them out.

Please?

Beatles:

Paul, read the first word of every sentence. Apart from Yoko's second one.

Yoko:

Soz :D

Paul:

What?

John

John are you joking?

I'm having a heart attack.


What will his answer be?

Tune in next week to find out more.

Nah, I'm kidding, here it is:

Paul:

Joh of course I will!

Beatles:

Great, imma bwe right over!




But I hope you liked my surprise. It took me ages to figure out how to make this into proper sentences mg. there you have it! Yaaaaaayyyy!

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