Morri:
Guys, I'm out of whiskey!!!
Ray:
Good. I actually wanted to talk to you about that.
Apparently someones been stealing all of our alcohol.
John_Densmore:
Yeah, they stole everything in my minibar!
Bobbie:
And from me!
No I can't talk to girls while I'm sober!
Ray:
Just shut up all of you, I'll think of something.
Morri:
Did you just tell us to shut up?
Someones feeling sassy.
Extra sass for breakfast Ray?
Ray:
Jim this is serious, I spent £60 on a vintage wine the other day and its all gone!
Morri:
Y'know what's funny?
John_Densmore:
This is not the time Jim.
Morri:
Mine wasn't stolen, I just drank it all.
Ray:
Well, good for you.
Ours was stolen, so it's slightly more important.
Bobbie:
Oh no Jim, you didn't.
John_Densmore:
Jim you haven't drunk ours.
Please say you haven't.
Morri:
I didn't drink your alcohol, relax.
I get my drinks from very good sources actually.
Ray:
Where?
Morri:
Well you know how Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are starting their own business?
Ray:
Yeah?
Morri:
Well I was gonna get it from there, but I found some other stuff for free.
Ray:
Yeah but where?
Morri:
John's minibar,
Bobbies house
And your wine cellar.
Ray:
JIM MORRISON I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER LIKED YOU AN-
Ray has been kicked from the chat.
Bobbie:
You're in for it now Jim...
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60's Texts
RandomEver wondered what would happen if your favourite 60's bands got their own chatrooms? Disclaimer: I don't own the bands, (I wish I did) and I did think of the idea after reading a bunch of marvel texts, but I checked for 60s ones, and I'd also like...
