Aries: *opens fridge* Ugh, there's NOTHING TO EAT!!!! *closes fridge* *opens fridge again, just in case they missed something* *screams and closes it again*
Taurus: Lying in bed with a hoodie on no matter the weather and playing Candy Crush really aggressively, screams a lot
Gemini: On the toilet with the door open and eating crackers out of the box while on their phone, probably singing loudly
Cancer: *plays Chandelier by Sia really loudly and reenacts the video entirely, dramatically running their fingers through their hair*
Leo: Teaches themselves how to twerk with the help of Youtube tutorials I actually do a pewdiepie marothon of fabulousness
Libra: *runs across the hall and slides with their socks on* hello haters
Virgo: Constantly talks to themselves, and farts openly with a sly grin plastered on their face
Scorpio: raiding the rooms in the house to find porn or blackmail, You can never know
Sagittarius: Takes a bubble bath with dubstep playing, makes a bathtub ''wave pool'' as they would call it
Capricorn: *on the back porch smoking a joint*
Aquarius: Puts on Aquarius by The Fifth Dimension and worships thyself
Pisces: Watches cat vines without headphones on at full volume
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
