Aries: Gets someone to build them an entire army of robots and then wrecks the motherfucker
Taurus: Gets themselves killed and the person feels bad about it later
Gemini: Electrocutes the bitch using their mind powers
Cancer: Yells so much they're giving the other person headaches. They probably do this even if they don't want revenge
Leo: Makes a scratchpost out of the person's face :D *Claws out your balls of vision*
Virgo: Attacks with a chainsaw that magically came out of their fancy lipstick
Libra: Somehow convinces a bald guy to help them set a bomb in the person's house
Scorpio: Takes something from the other person: sometimes their sight, sometimes their legs, sometimes their life ... depending on their mood
Sagittarius: Writes highly disturbing fetish-istic poems and sends them to the other person
Capricorn: Kills the motherfucker, then sells their blood in little magic potion bottles
Aquarius: Kills you with the power of Harry Potter or hits you
Pisces: Friendzones them. Even if they're just friends.
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
