This is, and will be, offensive. No haterz pls
Aries: a tray of ice for them to chill the hell out
Taurus: a pair of heelies because they always take too long to do ANYTHING EVER and because swag
Gemini: a gag to shut them up for once (and they also like that shit if u know what i mean)
Cancer: a metal saw so that u can detach their claws from ur body and finally have some alone time
Leo: a clear mirror that only looks outward because these bitches need to see something other than their own reflection But...I'm fabulous....
Virgo: a mismatched pair of socks lol
Libra: a rug so that they can passive aggressively tell ppl to walk all over that instead
Scorpio: a Holy Bible because we all know they need Jesus
Sagittarius: a prison sentence. they'll probably be safer from their own bad decisions if they're locked up anyway
Capricorn: a lamp so that they can lighten the fuck up
Aquarius: a heart transplant because idk i just think they might be needing one???
Pisces: a face sponge to help soak up all them tears
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
