Aries: Smacked their friend with a chicken nugget covered in ketchup while they were high
Taurus: Got suspended for throwing their crush down the stairs for being too sexy in their presence
Gemini: Drove to my house, gave me a jar of pickles and then left without a word
Cancer: Found a stray cat in Walmart and took it home
Leo: Tried to burn somebody by lighting their bag of cheetos on fire and chasing someone with it
Virgo: Answered a test question with deez nuts and got it correct
Libra: Ripped my bathroom mirror of my wall and beat my friend with it because they were too ugly for their presence
Scorpio: Slept in the gym locker room because they didn't want to participate
Sagittarius: Refused to move from the dining table and slept on a plate of chicken
Capricorn: Bought 12 bags of chips in the school vending machine and ate them all in under 15 minutes
Aquarius: Stopped the class to call their mom to pick them up taco bell
Pisces: Ate 10 wood chips at the park we went to
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
