The Signs As Cute Autumn Things

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Aries: catching a virus and vomitting all day

Taurus: a character being killed off of your favorite tv show

Gemini: spilling scalding hot chocolate on yourself

Cancer: choking to death under your sweaters

Leo: sitting by the fireplace and catching on fire ahh yes tis the most breathtaking part

Virgo: tripping on some leaves and falling straight down to hell

Libra: using your period blood as part of your Halloween costume to look scary

Scorpio: bugs crawling on you while you sleep

Sagittarius: bloody chapped lips

Capricorn: the sound of children's screeches while showing them Halloween horror movies

Aquarius: getting salmonella from eating raw dough while baking

Pisces: cuddling with your dog and having them pee on you

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