Aries: "i'll brofist your asshole"
Taurus: "Maybe you wanna quit when things fail but you can't just fail when things quit"
Gemini: "In sweden we wear carpets as hats"
Cancer: "i'm on my period"
Leo: "There you are, cheese tits" I said this to my friend once when I lost her in rite aid
Virgo: "You're asian so i trust you"
Libra: "believe in yourself and you can do anything! lol jk you'll prob die alone"
Scorpio: "roses are red, violets are blue, eat a dick"
Sagittarius: "i guess it's okay for people to have opinions... even though you're fucking wrong"
Capricorn: "ain't nobody getting through my flappy hole"
Aquarius: "Don't use a tampon if you are a boy"
Pisces: "Don't be a salad. be the best god damn broccoli you could ever be"
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
