Why The Signs Would Be Arrested

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Aries: Having sex in public

Taurus: Chaining themselves to a tree

Gemini: Scamming people

Cancer: Turned themselves in for stealing candy

Leo: Breaking into a house for food lmao probably

Virgo: Overdue library book

Libra: Trying to scam for the lottery

Scorpio: Killing someone *totally accidental tho*

Sagittarius: Being drunk in public

Capricorn: Selling weed

Aquarius: Spray painting their name on a building

Pisces: Jaywalking

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